“We Didn’t Start The Fire” — Unus Annus Edition

“We Didn’t Start the Fire” — Unus Annus edition

sex toys, cookie dough,

The Barrel music video

lube the floor, IKEA boat

two men in a trench coat

eating fire, makeup,

playing kids’ games in the dark

accent challenge, bed of nails,

ghost hunting, eboy Mark

making cheese, drinking pee

reddit 50/50

cat in tree, puberty

drawing memes from memory

Alex Tima, room escape,

Norbert Moses, duct tape

James Charles, pepper spray,

drum date, giant snakes

online quizzes, onions

breathing competition

salsa dancing, toy donations

baby hands operation

casket shopping, nude paintings

good / bad / worst cupping

playdoh thanksgiving

Chica, save us from drowning!

miming, chickens, life hacks

lying on some broken glass

throwing ax, preserving wax

cooking eggs with Mark’s ass

mannequins and simulators

almost murdering each other

trolley problems, fitness test

Mark is not a masochist

getting tased, fixing holes,

(hurry, Amy’s coming home!)

Gerald, thicc water, gravestones

What the hell is pink trombone?

tape sculpting, chubby gummy

always be with your buddy!

archery, nutball, green screen memes

breaking glass with our screams

Santa’s mukbang, body scan

sensory deprivation tank

prepped for the apocalypse,

no Del Monte sponsorship?

goat yoga, confession booth,

Ethan’s hunting Heehoo

acupuncture, pee sauna

(yes they’ve caused us some trauma)

we didn’t start the timer

it was always ticking (since November 15)

(feel free to add more lines if you can—my brain hurts from coming up with these)