From Whale Whisperer On Instagram.

On fwhips stream a few days ago sausage said that Eddie had a bad leg, and it was “war injuries”

Now I know he may have just been playing around

But it’s real to me now

Time to write horrible angst about Sausage reuniting with Eddie and seeing his injury and blaming himself

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

I wish I could blaze a post telling people to test their smoke alarms but I have literally no money so if y’all could help me spread this the old fashioned way

Test your smoke alarms and carbon monoxide detectors

they r getting into so much trouble rn

collab with the wonderful @charlottedraws beloved who gave me the awesome sketch to line and colour

Me, knowing tumblr's history, new to the dsmp: So in canon Techno and Phil have a strong bond amd care deeply for each other

DSMPblr: yea :)

Me: aw damn so there's gonna be a lot of shipp-

DSMPblr: in a QPR, platonic sluts your honor, married for the taxes/to be annoying, it's all /p or die by my sword

Me, in ace/aro tears: I'm home

some pearlescentmoon outfits!

,,,, h, ?, sbzb2&278: human Eddie for your troubles???????

some quick silly bullshit in between angst comics. i promise i have some recollection of what these characters look like. anyway i am sorry

favorite arcade lines I forgot to post

credit to @/octavia64 for the image!

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee