Please My Friends Are Doing Psychedelics And For Whatever Reason One Of Them Asked Me If I Have Anything

i’m in my laboratory inventing new pronouns

some quick silly bullshit in between angst comics. i promise i have some recollection of what these characters look like. anyway i am sorry

now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.

this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.

girlfriend for tul 'juran when????

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

JRWI Prime Defenders, The Elementals Oneshot vague spoilers

Tide Voice: It’s fine… He’s fine! He’s fine-

JRWI HAS MESSED ME UP

ONCE AGAIN-

What to say when a stranger asks about your cane in an uncomfortable way:

Most recently used: “It’s for emotional support”

Immortality is hard on the knees

I’m a professional pole vaulter

(Look side to side conspiratorially) …you can see it too?

I keep my quarters for the car wash in here

Huh? Sorry I didn’t catch that? Sorry what? (Make them repeat it until they get loud and/or embarrassed)

You should see the other guy

Do you wanna guess?

I drank raw milk once

Nothin’ gets past this guy! (loudly, pointing)

It’s actually for fitness, like ankle weights

Mmmm I just like the fact that I’m disabled is way more interesting to strangers than anything else about me

It’s a very rare pez dispenser

Wow!

I’m never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm

Walking? In this economy? Psh!

Essential oils go in it

For shits, giggles and a debilitating neurological condition

My no-good-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather forgot to carry madam zironi up the mountain

Cane?

It’s how I sneak snacks into movie theatres

Well it’s not for walking

(Croaky voice) I’Ve wAiTed 400 yEars for sOmEoNe to aSk mE thAt QUesTion

Finally someone noticed!

Thirst trap

Have you heard of Benjamin button syndrome

To hit small children!

I’m donating my leg to science

I’m going to be Tiny Tim this Christmas, you know, from the musical

To humble me

I mastered walking and thought I’d like a challenge

I keep rolled up $2 bills in here (whisper) …I don’t trust The banks

It’s sexy and cool

You tell me ;) no really, what’s your best guess? (wait for ittttt…. Boom now they are uncomfortable too)

Religious reasons

Then the last one on my notebook page is just a drawing of those 2 dogs from the ‘y’all got legs’ animation in sunglasses and “I got legs”

So there you go

Here's my comic for @falloutghoulzine! ⚙️

a chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

word count: 14,503

pairings: jack cooper & bt-72-74, sarah briggs, and the 6-4

warnings: cooper has MULTIPLE mental breakdowns. grief and loss as an overall theme. medical stuff.

notes: headcanon heavy, my first ever titanfall work! this was supposed to be a oneshot of me figuring out how to write neural links. happy/fluffy ending! 3 chapters, all are already published.

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.