Phantomvalkyriee - ✨phoebe✨

me when i saw the leaks: fuck abby fuck that bitch i hate her i don't wanna play as her

me now: my beautiful big buff lady please choke me with your big buff arms and curb stomp me if you so wish

Better Call Saul is a story about a man undergoing multiple identity crises, selling out his morals in order to get ahead in a world that’s always kicking him down, but in doing so destroying so much of his soul that eventually he decides to become this clownish caricature of himself not only because it’s too painful to live as his real self, but because he no longer knows who the real him actually is anymore.

Breaking Bad is a show about a man who gets cancer and then develops the worst Main Character Syndrome of all time.

I hope if there is another The Haunting series that Amelia Eve is in it and that Victoria and her play lovers again

dont be shy Britta say some more

I didn’t want everyone to know that I had a One Direction tattoo.

14 year old Ellie: *reading some child’s diary from before the outbreak* pfft is this all they had to worry about which skirt went with which top and whether some boy liked them ????

19 year old Ellie: *writing in her diary* DINA LOOKED AT ME AND TOUCHED MY ARM WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?! DOES SHE LIKE ME???? NO SHE DOES THAT WITH EVERYONE BUT WHAT IF????? 

SUZIE TOOT // lip sync lalaparuza smackdown 17x15 for anon

tru fact of the day: adding Sigourney Weaver to things makes everything 200% better

modern xena and gabby would be such an annoying couple like you’d be like hey xena what have you been up to lately and she’d just be like ‘oh not much, gabrielle and I had some free time this weekend so we backpacked across three states, climbed a mountain and jumped off a waterfall, and stopped an armed robbery in a small town on the way back.“

meanwhile gabby is standing behind her in a crop top, her abs are staring at you & you’re just left standing there like “sometimes i walk up and down the stairs to the basement to do my laundry and I went to the gym once two weeks ago.”