platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you
saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
Writing an essay about AAWIL but every other sentence in my notes is just "oughh....the horrors....oughhh"
Today, as a demonstration of my supreme powers, I have successfully transformed 4 hours' worth of work into 10 hours' worth of work. The outcome is literally no different from what it would've been otherwise, but I sat down at my work desk at 8 am and it's now 6 pm.
idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either
i'm on a lot of nyquil right now
if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you
my take on the miss piggy/morticia addams sexywoman poll is that while morticia would lose gracefully, miss piggy would 1000% attempt murder over the label and morticia would respect her for it. then theyd go out for tea and gossip together