Me And U(FO) 👽🐄

RAHHH IM BACK FROM FINALSSS N IM FREEE

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

why is it that we all thought we wouldn’t make it past our teenage years. that’s crazy

I'm a werewolf boy but not in the way that cool 'alpha bro 🥶💯' straight super dominant type guy is but instead in the pathetic scared for my own humanity and on the constant brink of a mental breakdown yk

oh, martin...

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

Got cross faded last night. Never doing That again oml

Just started watching deathnote w my roommate

my take on the miss piggy/morticia addams sexywoman poll is that while morticia would lose gracefully, miss piggy would 1000% attempt murder over the label and morticia would respect her for it. then theyd go out for tea and gossip together