Coño Don Limpio

Day 16 : Rocket !

Tiny Kaito with his starry cape hanging out in the starry sky~

patriot act is back y’all and it’s as good as ever

https://www.dontgetkickedout.com/ 

friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.

Day 30 : Ominous !

We lacked some tricky gay gremlin around here.

homeless, hungry, type one diabetic

hi guys...i hate doing this, but i am homeless on the streets of des moines-currently in the ghetto. i am scared. i dont know what to do. i am type one diabetic and i havent ate in 2 days and my blood sugars have been running dangerously low. i am literally dying. im scared i dont know what to do. i can compensate with nudes, art, tarot readings, etc. i am so scared. even 1 dollar helps. https://www.paypal.me/kitty992

PLEASE donate if you can.

A guy walks into a bar, sits at a table and orders a beer.

He then proceeds to pull out hundreds of pink valentine’s day cards, write inside them and stamp them with “Love” stamps. He then pulls out a bottle of expensive perfume and spritzes each envelope. The bartender finally can’t contain his curiosity and approaches the man. “You must have 500 or more cards there,” the bartender says. “I’ve got to admit I’m curious what you’re doing.” “Oh, every year at Valentine’s Day I send out 500 cards, each one signed ‘Guess Who?’” the guy says. “But why?” the bartender asks. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the guy replies.

Reblog if you think gendefluid is a real thing.

By real, I mean an orientation like male or female and not just a label for when we’re not sure/confused.