Ranking The Kens In Barbie Based On Overall ‘kenergy’

Ranking the Kens in Barbie based on overall ‘kenergy’

1. Ken

Ranking The Kens In Barbie Based On Overall ‘kenergy’

- little cowboy hat

- doctor who

- just misses his best friend barbie 🥹

8.5 out of Ken

2. Ken

Ranking The Kens In Barbie Based On Overall ‘kenergy’

- less fun lil cowboy hat

- gets to be douche bro president Ken

- related to Chris evans maybe?

- gives Ryan gosling a lil kiss

5 out of Ken

3. Ken

Ranking The Kens In Barbie Based On Overall ‘kenergy’

- back flipping Ken

- excellent dancer

- gives serious steal ur girl energy

- possibly the most sexually aggressive of all the Kens (I am referencing his interactions with Ryan Gosling Ken exclusively, the energy was palpable)

- served some mad cunt

9 out of Ken

4. Ken

Ranking The Kens In Barbie Based On Overall ‘kenergy’

- possibly my favourite Ken

- always has Ken’s back

- very goofy dancer 💜

- played drums when all the other Ken’s played guitar

- recipient of the holy pimp coat

- almost certainly in love with his best friend Ken

10 out of Ken

5. Ken

Ranking The Kens In Barbie Based On Overall ‘kenergy’

- THE Ken

- he’s kenough 🥲

- lost interest in the patriarchy when he found out it wasn’t about horses

- instigated the greatest out of nowhere dance number in a film I’ve ever seen

- buuuuuuuut also enslaved a bunch of women so…

-10 out of Ken (still love him tho)

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