Brushing A Pig

Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

me talking abt haikyuu:

very very true but I don't think I want to be the sex symbol of the internet

@savagenutella46 @gerard-ways-pinky @anjuschiffer @pawsitivelymiraculous @strawberry-lemonade

what type of villain would you be ?

narrative foil

you are the perfect opposite of the hero in most aspects, including your morals. in others, you seem more like their mirror, a twisted reflection. you complement each other. you are the yang to their yin, the moon to their sun. in some other life you could've been friends. fanfiction would say even soulmates. you could say your relationship with them is a little bit fruity. "you and i are not so different after all" you tell the hero... as you're dangling them off the roof. you are evil, after all. you'll probably die very dramatically by their hand but in a very unintentionally homoerotic way, so it's a win some, lose some kind of situation

tagging @p1nkbaby @escapenightmare @ttogaslut @racistareversa let's see yours besties

its fucking wild that when someone says they’re a biologist they could mean they hang out in the woods looking at birds and shit or that they spend all day mixing liquids together in tiny tubes and then swearing at poison jello

“but why do we need to teach or mention asexuality in health class”

well my guy, maybe so asexual teens dont think something’s wrong w them ???

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did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

Your Arab aren't you? Have you ever dated a terrorist

nah I’m not into white guys sry