we successfully proved that phan is bigger than jesus. id say we deserve windows
gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second
i love it when dan is a complete hypocrite. he’ll say phil has an insane northern childhood because he got caught by the police underage drinking or had a talk in school one time about dogs, but will turn around and drop a story about making it to the finals of a christian puppet competition like it’s nothing. he’ll make 5 graphic sex references in the space of a minute then blush and go “you can’t sAY that!” at phil’s mild innuendo. he’ll wear a tiny mini skirt in front of thousands of people but make phil censor his clavicle. no one is doing it like him
I think I'm gonna die
Photo by @/bookishangie on twitter
Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe
If I had a nickel for every time Dan Howell implied that in a post-apocalyptic situation he would become deranged and carry Phil's skull around like Hamlet and talk to it/use it as a weapon I would have at least two nickels and that's kind of a lot of nickels
Dan and Phil, fans of Dan and Phil, I hereby announce you as the inaugural winners of what I am dubbing…The Phanley Cup 🙂↕️
sister daniel in docs could end my life
allegations vs. reality
this is so epic
super graphic ultra modern @amazingphil ⭐️💙
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