look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons
Like-a so?
Preferred method of boiling?
Ingredients: people you don't like, comically large spaghetti noodles, comically large pot, water, salt
Pour water into comically large pot. Wait to boil. Sprinkle salt in. Stick people you don't like onto the comically large spaghetti noodles. Place people noodles into pot sticking up Jesus on the cross style. Wait for 2 days and voila. Boiled 👍
The beans, me and the fellows searcheth f'r apace, by the hour wh'rein hags doth taketh flight
so we watched Evangelion together in one sitting over Discord but I edited part of it without telling anyone
fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever
not me reading cat noir angst while I wait for the minecraft movie to start