Made Me Think Of Some Of You

the hadron collider is like an angel to me

I want a snail now

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

As some of you may know Evangelion is currently doing a collab event with McDonalds in Japan, as brands do. Anyway the fan artists are having a good time with it:

“i am my fathers daughter” and it’s chat noir on the screen, falling on the ground. oh boy do i have the feeling they know exactly what they were doing

I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

This is the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen omg

AU Where Shinsou runs a cat sanctuary and Cat-suki likes to bite his friends :)

I feel like I’ve been here before

Moooo

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

Peter Birkhäuser