All Summoning Spells Summon A Baby. You Need To Raise It To Adulthood Before It Can Do Anything. The

one of my ligaments is already fractured pls don't hurt the rest

your ligaments

Hot Take: "Gay" and "Straight" should be on the Alignment Chart

Like, "Chaotic Gay" and "Chaotic Straight" are two very distinct things, right? Likewise "Gay Good" and "Straight Good".

This does imply the existence of outer planes with the Straight/Gay aligned trait inhabited by outsiders who are embodiment of Straightness/Gayness.

I see no problem with this

-Pencil

you can't tell me what to do<3

hey queen I'm going to need you to go to sleep. go to bed.

making fun of someone and then saying “but it’s just a joke so it’s okay” is like me stabbing you and then putting thin toilet roll over the wound stop the blood

i hate being hungry 'cause who tf is this little devil inside my stomach and why is it moving around so much

don’t forget that vegas and pete know each other. and have for years. not well, but they are certainly not strangers. they’ve literally tortured and murdered people together. not that long ago! we saw it! in vivid bloody detail on screen!

i just think maybe that’s important to remember when examining their interactions. terrorizing people is a large part of pete’s job description! not just watching dramas with tankhun and being adorable and very bad at spying. along with all that there is also that time he was ruthlessly stomping that one guy to pulp without so much as a flicker of hesitation and when porsche asked him about it he shrugged and said, “yeah i used to think people were good or bad too. i don’t anymore.”

they aren’t starting from a baseline of naive captive-experienced tormentor. they’re starting from the baseline of both having been the experienced tormentor many times before. so of course there’s understanding! 

what’s unusual (to us, and to vegas) is that pete is kind about it when he doesn’t have to be and has no reason to be. because menace, violence, torture, confinement, humiliation, those are all normal in their world. (are we ready to talk about how porsche’s punishment crawling around the gym for hours was also torture…? no? well.) that’s all in a day’s work. but kindness is not.

so anyway pete has apparently become my favorite character and i’m here to personally defend all of his dark shadows and sharp edges

Due to a mix-up, your adventuring party have ended up at a BDSM sex dungeon.

You don't play them.

You play the other side of the mixup, as 5 very confused kinksters who abruptly have to fight a white dragon.

*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them

"You'd be living in a castle with food and medicine and trained squirrels to tend to your every need."

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me when i got 24 notes on a post about how in love i am woth mackenyu arata

guys im tumblr famous ive decided to quit streaming this is it for me i've hit my peak and i'll never recover this is a good day