Phoenix-likethe-bird - No Thoughts

I USED TO LOVE THAT GAME

These are called story dice and what you do is: you roll all of them together, and write like a short story using the results

oh my sibling had these i think

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

my tummy hurts and i can't tell if it's sick hurt or hungry hurt or what but either way i hate it

i'm hungry

ok now i wanna do this wtf

Instead of being an automatic fail, a Natural 1 will result in a success that is done in such a way that it is one of the worst outcomes possible.

Nat 1 for shooting someone with a bow and arrow? The bow is the one that is fired and hits the target. Go and get it.

Nat 1 on a perception check? Accidentally find out universal truths that result in 3d6 psychic damage.

Nat 1 for deception? You start to believe what you are saying to be true.

The possibilities are endless

.......i need this

Happy weird dice Wednesday!

A bunch of my friends have asked for this dice, but every time I tell them I’m never gonna give it up

It also happens to be giant (my favourite d20 for scale)

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all i ever think about is kpop, bl dramas, marching band, women, musical references, and roronoa zoro and i think that says smth about me

Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just: Here's a funny little joke Here's something that you can tell is a joke but don't get and will only figure out five years later Here's a surprisingly cool fantasy concept Here's a unique and well written simile Here's a lil guy Here's something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day Here's something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day Here's a character that you can barely understand what he's saying Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned Here is the dumbest fucking pun you've ever heard but in the best way Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way Here is a plot twist that you can't tell if it's genius or stupid Congratulations! You've finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!

whoever the first people to have sex were must've been on smth 'cause wtf

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