He's So Fucking DoneTM

Oh this is AMAZING!!!

ALSO Wait I Just Realized Something.

NOTENRIQUE.

He would be like Somewhere in the Range of 13-15 At that point right? Would The Trollhunters even Realize that he’s a Changeling??

If they went to go get Baby Enrique from the Darklands then what would their Cover Be For Notenrique (Assuming that he’s switched over to their side by that point)?

Actually on that Note how would they Explain Baby Enrique to People Not in the Trollhunters Circle? Accidental Baby Acquisition? Adoption? Would Claire Parent Him? Would She and Jim Co-Parent??

More on the topic of Merlin being a piece of shit

Merlin did expect Jim to be a teen. He said it himself. He said he’s been off by 14 years, which would, if we assume that it’s +14 years, and not that he expected Jim to be 2 yo, which would bring our boy to 30.

30!

Can you imagine the actual difference that would have made???

A 30 yo is an adult, with formed believes and some established achievements. A 30 yo finished high school, went to college, finished college, had a job, had a long-term relationship, maybe even lived apart from his mother, basically someone who already has some sort of personal individual existence. A 30 yo is fully responsible for his decisions, or at least should be. A 30 yo has life experiences to fall back on.

A 16 yo has none of that.

And Merlin understands that. Merlin makes a choice for him, knowing full well that this child with anxiety and issues and a protector complex will do as planned if the pressure is applied in all the right places. Which is exactly what he did.

Honestly, I need a fic where James Lake Jr, a 30 yo man who works at a local high cuisine restaurant and also is part-time Home Ec teacher at Arcadia High who, on the way to school in the morning discovers the amulet.

I need his gf, who he lives with, the leading actress of the town’s troupe, to be strangely concerned for him picking glowing stuff on the street.

I need his best friend, the headliner of the Arcadia Radio Station, to be convinced that Maybe We Should Not Talk About This On The Radio.

I want Jim in the teacher’s lounge at 10 am drinking bad coffee and making fun of Strickler cause “Man, you must really age well, since you look EXACTLY the same as you did when you taught me history. You are what, sixty now?”

I want Barbara, the head of the clinic, asking Jim over dinner if he is ever going to marry that girl, because it looks like the two of them are pretty damn ready for that. She is not asking for grandchildren, that’s their deal, but it’s been a while since she has been to a nice wedding.

And most importantly, I want Jim to look Merlin in the eye and tell him to fuck off.

I NEED

Nickelodeon Cartoon Universe released a New Rise Video. Y’all know what to do.

Let’s blow it up!!!

This is Absolutely Disgusting

FYI iPhone users!

I need some crack fics, please. Or light hearted fic. Things that make you feel good, because I feel like a brick in a pound.

Crack fics:

that one catastrophe bnha youtube/buzzfeed au by Origamidragons

How to murder your father by Gentrychild

The story of how Midoriya Izuku won the Sport Festival by Gentrychild

Villains by Gentrychild

Problem child by Gentrychild

The Problem with Skywalkers by Wreath_of_Laurels

Drunk History: HEROES by SammyD for rronanllynch

"Hello? Kamino Pizza Delivery!" by ReachingForStars152 Toogata Mirio, The Greatest Threat by readerdreamer5625

You're Expelled by Gfan97 for Gentrychild The Time AFO Wore a Tie by Gfan97

Nana Shimura vs All for One: The Battle of the Christmas Dinner! by Gfan97 for Gentrychild

Light-hearted fics:

Summoning Problems by Nobody (NobodyInWonderland)

stickers and stars by aloneintherain

journey to the past by aloneintherain

hope is the promise of future happiness by redrobin1989 (tododeku)

Putting Infinity into Words by redrobin1989 (soulmate fic)

The San Francisco Examiner, California, February 25, 1935

BEAUTIFUL

Any fanfic with Lance: his big blue eyes… unforgettable sky coloured face-balls of sight… his breathtaking ocean orbs….

Lance in canon:

Aizawa Shouta's Guide to Dealing with Class 1-A

Aizawa Shouta’s guide to dealing with class 1-A by Homosexuality at its finest

The list of rules in the common room was frankly ridiculous in Aizawa Shouta’s opinion, but if he didn’t put his hellions in line they’d take over the damn world.

Words: 1382, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 8 of Theo’s One-Shots and Two-Shots

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Class 1-A, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic (mentioned), Takami Keigo | Hawks (mentioned)

Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Class 1-A, Class 1-A & Class 1-A, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic

Additional Tags: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is So Done, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is a Good Teacher, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead deserves a raise, Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Aizawa has 21 kids, Class 1-A Shenanigans, Class 1-A as Family, Shinsou Hitoshi Replaces Mineta Minoru, Shinsou Hitoshi is in Class 1-A, Chaotic Class 1-A, Feral Class 1-A, my mans Aizawa is tired of dealing with his kids shit, Crack, Author Is Sleep Deprived, no beta we die like aizawa’s will to live, Quirkless Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Is Too Powerful, Class 1-A are Little Shits

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38781198

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bro i can't read that what the fuck does that say

What if Matt and Krolia and Romelle are there too so we get to see their DnD Personas as well. I’m just imagining Matt’s DnD form looking like a slightly larger version of Pidge and doing something similar to that one dude who intimidated people into not seeing their character with a dorky name like "RebelKing the Feirce" or something. Krolia doing what Shiro did and being the exact same character every time she dies. Romelle being confusedTM but excited.

but didn’t lauren and joaquim say that christie (the show’s character designer) did design keith’s dnd character (a barbarian named thunderstorm darkness) even though he wasn’t in the episode??? ahem???? WHERE ARE THEY HIDING THOSE DESIGNS???????????? WHY ARE THEY DEPRIVING US FROM SEEING KEITH’S AMPLIFIED EMO DARKSONA??????????????