This Is Very Important And It Must Be Known That These 19th C. Farting Competition Scrolls Exist.

This is very important and it must be known that these 19th C. farting competition scrolls exist.

Japanese Art Scroll, HE-GASSEN (Farting Competitions). Edo Period (1603-1868).
Japanese Art Scroll, HE-GASSEN (Farting Competitions). Edo Period (1603-1868).
Japanese Art Scroll, HE-GASSEN (Farting Competitions). Edo Period (1603-1868).
Japanese Art Scroll, HE-GASSEN (Farting Competitions). Edo Period (1603-1868).

Japanese art scroll, HE-GASSEN (Farting Competitions). Edo period (1603-1868).

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4 years ago

Oh my god. Fern Gully BBKaz, something I definitely needed in my life.

Bbkaz In The Rain

bbkaz in the rain

3 months ago
a fully colored digital comic
Panel 1: a shot of mother base circa 1974 at sunset
Panel 2: a shot of Kaz and Snake from behind, snake is smoking
Panel 3: Kaz: Life's funny sometimes, isnt it?
Panel 4: Snake, pointing his cigar towards Kaz, "What brought this on?"
Panel 5: Kaz: "We first met as enemies on the battlefield, and now here we are. fighting side by side.
Panel 6: A dark to light gradient with dialogue over it
Snake: You mean Colombia?
Kaz: Yeah. After I quit the JSDF, I made my way there and got myself a position as a drill sergeant for a band of revolutionaries despite the fact that I'd never seen a day of combat"
Full page panel of kaz in a different outfit (White tanktop and green pants) holding a assault rifle
Snake: I see you had the gift for talking business in Spanish even back then.
Kaz: Cmon, stop it, youre making me blush. Unlucky for me though you were in the service of the Colombian Army. I remember it was like yesterday. It all happened in an instant. You guys ambushed us and half my unit was taken out. My mind went totally blank. I couldn't keep it together... my whole unit was..."
Kaz is surrounded by various speech bubbles with phrases such as "Move!" "Fire" and "Run!"
Panel 1: In a Columbian forests, one of the revolutionaries Kaz is responsible, holding an assault rifle, looks around admist gunfire
Revolutionary 1: It's a damn ambush...!
Panel 2: 
Revolutionary 1: What should we do, Master Miller
Kaz: Uh... Um.... 
Kaz looks visably nervous
Panel 3: 
Revolutionary 1: Master!
Kaz: Split up. You come up. You come with me.
Panel 4: 
Revolutionary 2: Wait, what about me?
Kaz, pointing of into the distance: You go that way. Thats an order!
Panel 5: Revolutionary 2 grabs Kaz by the shoulders
Revolutionary 2: You're using me as bait...! 
Kaz: No, I am not. Now move it!
Panel 6: Kaz and Revolutionary 1 run through the forest as revolutionary 2 dies off screen indicated by some blood splatters
Kaz: R-Run! This Way!
Revolutionary 1: But, Master, that's-!
Panel 1: Kaz and the revolutionary running through gunfire
Panel 2: The revolutionary gets hit in the neck by a bullet and kaz stops to look behind
Panel 3: The revolutionary falls to the ground
revolutionary: M-Master Miller!
Panel 4: Kaz puts down his gun and kneels down next to him
Kaz: Hey!
Panel 5: The gunfire continues and kaz grabs his gun to get going again
Panel 6: Kaz continues running
Panel 7: Kaz trips a tripwire
Panel 8: Kaz, annoyed, says to himself, "Booby traps..."
Panel 1: An explosion sends kaz flying
Panel 2: Kaz lands on the ground with a thud
Panel 3: kaz lays on the ground, beat up with his glasses partially broken
Panel 4: Kaz begins to laugh
Panel 5: Wide shot of kaz laughing
Panel 1: Shot of sun in the sky with dialouge slightly blurred to indicate it sounding far away
?: CASEVAC the wounded. Seize as many weapons as we can carry. Line up the bodies by the road and cover them with a tarp.
Panel 2: Kaz lies on the ground dazed
Panel 3: Kaz tenses up as someone starts talking to him
?: OK, you, commander!
Panel 4: Kaz sits up and looks behind him
Panel 5: Snake, holding a pistol to kaz and a assault rifle on his back says, "Drop your weapons, Hands on your head!
Panel 6: Kaz looks up at Snake, frustrated
Panel 7: Kaz lowers his head smiling
Snake: ¿ Hablas inglé?
Kaz: Afraid I...
Snake: Speak up!
Panel 1: Kaz looks up cheekily
Kaz: Afraid I can't lift my hands
Panel 2: Snake grabs kaz by the chin
Snake: Don't be stupid commander.
Panel 3: 
Snake: Your men are all dead
Panel 4: 
Kaz: I- I... I came here from Japan.
Panel 5: chibi blank expression from Snake
Panel 6: same chibi expression
Snake: what
Panel 7: Kaz sitting on the ground
Kaz: I chose to come here! Came b-because my place... my place is on the battlefield!
Panel 1: Snake waves the pistol at Kaz
Snake: All right, all right. Now let me see your hands.
Panel 2:
Kaz: Be my kaishaku
Panel 3:
Snake: ... Your what?
Panel 4: kaz repositions to be kneeling with one of his arms behind his back
Kaz: Seppuku... Hara-kiri. Im a samurai
Panel 5: Kaz gestures a line going through his stomach
Kaz: I disembowel myself. When I do, you cut off my head. That's being a kaishaku.
Panel 6: Kaz gestures a line going through his neck
Kaz: From behind, it's all one cut from below the medulla
Panel 7: Kaz has his hand raised in a 'stop' gesture
Kaz: Just stop before you get clean through. That way my head stays attached- I dont want it left for the birds.
Panel 8: Kaz leans forward
Kaz: Can't handle that?
Panel 9: Snake looks down at him with a pause
Panel 10: Snake gestures for a machete someone offscreen his handing him
Snake: Machete.
Soldier: Here you are, Boss
Panel 1: Snake looks at the machete as kaz thinks, "Don't worry...."
Panel 2: Snake holding a gernade behind his back
Kaz: It'll be over soon... Goodbye... !
Panel 3: Kaz shouts GERNADE! while he pulls the pin with his teeth
Panel 4: Kaz holds the grenade in his hand and the pin with his tongue 
Panel 5: Snake runs over and holds the gernade in kaz hands, to which kaz looks up with surprise
Panel 1 through 3: 3 panels, 1 thats a close up on snakes eyes, the other a close up on kaz's eyes, and in the middle panel snake holding the gernade into Kaz's hands as kaz tries to get him to let go
Snake: Cant go off it you dont release the lever
Kaz: Let go...
Snake: I dont think so
Panel 4: The soldier in the background looks surprised as Kaz and Snake wrestle
Soldier: Boss!
Snake: Stand down!
Panel 1: Snake holding each of kaz's hands so he cant attack
Snake: Last-ditch kamikaze, huh?
Panel 2: Kaz takes his hand not holding the gernade and silently looks at Snake angrily
Panel 3: Snake throws kaz down to the ground
Panel 4. Kaz hits the ground with a slam while his glasses bounce off
Panel 5: Snake steps on kaz's chest to keep him on the ground
Panel 1:
Kaz: I'll... We'll never lose again.
Panel 2: Snake looks at the gernade in his hand
Kaz: The Japanese will never lose again.
Panel 3: 
Kaz We'll do... whatever it takes
Panel 4: kaz looks visibly closer to passing out
Kaz: But we'll never... be beaten again! Ne... ver...
Panel 5: Kaz's head flops over to the side and the page goes dark

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First Encounter - Chapter 1

i. i dont have an explanation for this like a month and a half ago i wanted to do first encounter instead of the things i needed to be doing so. hands you? idk if ill continue we'll see

1 month ago
7 years ago
Here’s My Submission To The 2017 MGS Secret Santa! Final Boss Fight, Disney-style. Boop. (@kaxuhira)

Here’s my submission to the 2017 MGS Secret Santa! Final Boss fight, Disney-style. Boop. (@kaxuhira) I’ve seen some really awesome MGS art so I’m a bit self-conscious.


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6 months ago

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

2 months ago

via indiarosecrawford

Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

7 months ago

WHAT BEAUTIFUL MADNESS IS THIS?!

Here's Machinarium on my Game Boy Pocket! You can grab the .gb or the .pocket file on my patreon HERE for free! [Patreon] [Twitter] [Instagram] [Kofi]

1 month ago

cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

6 years ago
Just Convinced This Guy To Join.  It Was Bound To Happen Eventually!

Just convinced this guy to join.  It was bound to happen eventually!


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5 months ago

What’s the ratio of frequency to size to force required for blowing for the wind instruments?

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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phoenixsecretfire - Peace Day - A Retro Peace Walker FanFic Game
Peace Day - A Retro Peace Walker FanFic Game

My husband and I were working on a retro-style platform Peace Walker fangame.  But even non-commercial fangames can get one into trouble so we decided to stop.  Sorry.  I don't have the heart to take down this blog.  If you'd like the sprites for your own non-commercial stuff, let me know!

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