OMFG Didn't Know This Was A Real Thing.

Oh my goodness check out this Amanda!

comandante

This looks so cool!

You are the Dark Queen—the most powerful being of your entire universe. Your lair is breached by an aspiring hero—a pitiful thing, easily crushed.

Except they keep coming back.

PLAY ON ITCH.IO

Posting this so I can't lose it in the pile of my Tumblr likes. And because it's the original artist, holy crap!

My “draw the squad” memes so far

You can cook rations on a rotating spit, sitting next to a sentient cat during a major boss fight.

dumb shit in Peace Walker

If you jump off a roof and into a specific bale of hay, it plays an unnecessarily dramatic slow motion animation.

There’s a gun that has a 1/3 chance to shoot an actual tornado. You can catch people in the tornado and watch them as they spin. This is never thought of as impossible or supernatural by anybody in-game.

Your R&D deam can develop doritos, mountain dew, and AXE bodyspray. You can also wear shirts with their logos on it.

“A CARDBOARD TANK? KAZ, THATS BRILLIANT!!”

“Meow? MEOW? Meow meow meow!”

Big Boss sleep talks about dinosaurs and believes wholeheartedly in santa claus. He’s 39.

Kaz has an obsession with the sound of train engines. It borders on something sexual. It’s mentioned once offhand and never brought up again in canon.

“Just out of curiosity, do ghosts have legs or what?”

“Alright! No more uniforms!! From now on, we’re all going NAKED!!”

Big Boss can lift a tank with his bare hands. You just have to mash a button hard enough. This absurd feat of strength is never brought up again in canon.

The final boss theme is a J-pop song.

You can wear nothing but swim trunks throughout the entire game if you want to.

You can wear a shirt that says BIG BOSS with an arrow pointing downward.

The CIA director’s name is Hot Coldsman.

“Cecile Cosima Caminades? You know, if you say part of that in Japanese, it sounds like “Kojima kamina desu”…I can’t believe it!! Do you know what that means?? KOJIMA IS GOD!!”

"The number of hours we have together is actually not so large. Please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. Please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it."

poem by Mikko Harvey

These are so cute!

peanuts your BBKaz

Many apologies for this.

watercolor + CSP

hope is a skill

Holy mother of metal this is incredible!

Animated scrap metal figures by Guillermo Galetti