Kill Me, Pete

Kill Me, Pete

kill me, pete

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4 years ago

Day 27 crystals

Day 27 Crystals

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5 years ago

The Great Outdoors

“It’s uh, west. No, east!” “Aren’t you a druid?” “I-I’m dyslexic!”

1 year ago

Inkotober Day 1! TMA prompt list! Favorite character, alright it took me a while to pick, but i settled on melanie! So here is my rendition of her.. drawn while listening to nightvale..

Inkotober Day 1! TMA Prompt List! Favorite Character, Alright It Took Me A While To Pick, But I Settled

I decided to give her a dakoda disk tipped caine as itd be more practical for her, i also forgot to shade irt..oops..

Also thank you @emerald-emerlad for the list!


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1 year ago

So at work, we have this display of rubber snakes for halloween. And inside them they have this like stress ball like filling, not the beads but like a gel esq bead type thing and i was messing with rhem and my brain could only go 'ah that is a delicious squish'


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5 years ago

if ur running a game for a bunch of theater kids who want to roll to seduce every monster and npc: 

if they successfully seduce an npc, have them say “meet me tonight.” they will definitely forget to do this. 

if they remember the meeting, have the npc drop their disguise. the pc is now alone and unarmored in a dark room with a demon. roll initiative.

6 years ago
Meirl

Meirl

4 years ago

Day 29, formal wear wooo

Day 29, Formal Wear Wooo

@spacebunprince

5 years ago

EMERGENCY DONATIONS NEEDED

sorry for e-begging.

life hit hard and long story short, something fucked up and now i'm overdrawn on both my accounts when i really shouldn't be.

EMERGENCY DONATIONS NEEDED
EMERGENCY DONATIONS NEEDED

my parents are making me pay $600 a month to live with them and in my current situation, i won't be able to cover that, and even though i get $1000 a month from the government, it won't be enough to pay this off.

i'm 19, trans, mentally ill and my father is hounding me to get it fixed when i really, really can't and i don't know how much i can take it.

my paypal is here, i'll really, really appreciate as much help as i can get.

if you can't donate, please reblog. i appreciate that so much as well

5 years ago

Boomers: All right, which one of you are going to clean up our messes?

Millennials: What? Gen Z: What?

Millennials: Seriously? We have like no power. You ensured that most of us were saddled with crippling debt, and haven’t raised the minimum wage enough to keep up with inflation so we can never pay back that debt, and have barely enough income to share an apartment with one or two roommates. We’re lucky if we can find one with a washer and dryer in-unit within our price range! We’re so tired and over-worked that we barely have enough energy to text a friend or post a selfie on facebook to let people know we’re still alive. How are we supposed to clean up your messes??

Boomers: Whatever. Entitled lazy Millennials. Always on your phone and posting selfies. Maybe if you worked harder you wouldn’t be in debt. Always wanting things handed to you on a platter. It’s not all about you you know. Generation Me amiright?

Millennials: *sigh*

Boomers: All right, how about you, Gen Z? You’re fresh, young, haven’t got much debt yet, you have your whole shining future ahead of you! You can be an inspiration to the world! How are you going to clean up our messes?

Gen Z: Um, we don’t really have any power either. Most of us aren’t even old enough to vote.

Boomers: Don’t put yourselves down! You’re the future! Put your young minds to work! Maybe you’ll think of solutions we’ve never even considered! Let us know what they are and we’ll implement them for you!

Gen Z: Um, ok. Stop destroying the environment by switching to clean energy instead of drilling for oil. Cut your carbon emissions to slow and eventually halt climate change. Raise minimum wage and give people health care so that we survive into adulthood and can help you clean this mess.

Millennials: I mean, these are the things we’ve been trying to tell them for years, but maybe they’ll actually listen to you since you’re the bright shiny future.

Boomers: What? We wouldn’t even consider doing any of that! What do you know about politics, economics, and the environment anyway? You’re not even old enough to vote! Where do you think the money for all these changes is going to come from? Money doesn’t grow on trees.

Gen Z: Tax the rich.

Boomers: What?! The rich worked hard for their money! It’s really hard pleasing your parents so that you can inherit the fortunes! They have a right to hoard away all the wealth so that no one else can have any.

Gen Z: Okay Boomer.

Boomers: WHAT? How dare you insult us! You know, you’d get a lot more respect if you would try and talk to us instead of being so dismissive of everything we say!

Gen Z: *SIGH*

6 years ago

Raawsiel. Why life.....why dose mine always come our wierd is it because I'm weird eh probably

Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

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