Doing This To Prove A Point To My Mum

Doing this to prove a point to my mum

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3 years ago

WELCOME TO INKTOBER!! Im doin it again this year! Here are the promt lists I am usin! Thanks to @thainaaraujo and @dreamingdreamsalways for posting these!

WELCOME TO INKTOBER!! Im Doin It Again This Year! Here Are The Promt Lists I Am Usin! Thanks To @thainaaraujo
WELCOME TO INKTOBER!! Im Doin It Again This Year! Here Are The Promt Lists I Am Usin! Thanks To @thainaaraujo
4 years ago

Day 10! Ghibly redraw...this one sucks but I tried I am nkt good at imitating styles

Day 10! Ghibly Redraw...this One Sucks But I Tried I Am Nkt Good At Imitating Styles

@spacebunprince

6 years ago
Happy National Cat Day!! This Is My Baby!
Happy National Cat Day!! This Is My Baby!

Happy national cat day!! This is my baby!

6 years ago

Raawsiel. Why life.....why dose mine always come our wierd is it because I'm weird eh probably

Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

1 year ago

Forgot to post yesterday so hereis 21 and 22!

For 21 i combined the prompts from both lists so chaines and Leitner

Forgot To Post Yesterday So Hereis 21 And 22!

And for 22 memories, birthday in the archives

Forgot To Post Yesterday So Hereis 21 And 22!

@emerald-emerlad


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4 years ago

Day 16! Free day! I chose to do lolita style

Day 16! Free Day! I Chose To Do Lolita Style

@spacebunprince

5 years ago

Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

6 years ago

Let’s Have Another Bullet Point Story, Courtesy of a Friend

So I have a friend that used to be in the tumblers troupe at the renfaire as a contortionist

We were chatting online and she told me to tell you all this story.

I love Kat dearly

but she forgets that she’s stupid strong and hypermobile

so one day she throws her back out

bad enough that she needed painkillers and couldn’t stand upright

“But also I needed Tampons and like.  A Burrito, real bad.”

she’s flat on her back in her apartment when she decides this

and, in an

impeccable

leap of reasoning, decides

“I can’t roll my back forward to sit/stand up like normal.

But I can ARCH my back just fine.

SO 

I’m going to do that and get on my hands and feet in a stomach-in-the-air this-shit-belongs-in-a-horror-movie-type pose,

And amble on down to the 7-11”

“And get me that Burrito”

It is, 

for context, 

after midnight in July during a wildfire so it’s hot as satan’s own asshole and the moon is red and shit’s already generally cursed.

Imagineyou are some poor sap working nights at the world’s deadest 7-11, and you hear the door jangle but you don’t see anyone’s head over the counters.

Whatever.

Except you keep hearing noises like there’s someone in the next aisle over.  

Fucking around in the burrito section

It’s also worth mentioning that Kat

1. sings whatever earworm is currently running through her head when she’s not paying attention

2. sounds EXACTLY like some kind of creepy child from a horror movie when doing so

tonight’s song is something from veggietales.

DUDE ACTUALLY STANDS HIS GROUND

and/or is really fucking high and isn’t sure if he’s tripping balls or notanyway

Kat goes up to pay for her burrito and tampons

She realizes the counter presents something of a challenge, and then demonstrates for me on her kitchen table at 4AM during a different july wildfire, 

exactly 

how she used the shelves to climb up the counter 

like one of the boston robotics beasties

dude stares at her for like, five minutes and says.

“Register’s broke.”

“Oh No!” Says Kat. “Just Take ‘em.” “Really?  I can leave cash-you don’t have to give me change I don’t want you to get in trouble with your manager.” “…Nah.” “Oh!  OK!  Thank you!” “Yeah ok bye.”

Shortly after she arrived back at the apartment, she got a text on her phone from the campus security about  "A Suspicious Individual” at tle 7-11. 

It took her 

FOUR

FUCKING 

YEARS

 to realize she was the suspicious individual

5 years ago

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

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