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Day 11! Opposite personality

@spacebunprince

Due to personal reasons I will not have the time to do you mean by that worthless demon

(da frick phone?)

“due to personal reasons i will ____” is so fucking funny because it implies both that whatever you’re doing is some kind of self care AND that it’s nobody else’s goddamn business 

Me (a retail worker) beating chirstmas back with a stick as it creeps into the store: "BACK- BACK I SAY!"

Pretty please

everyone who reblogs this before March 1st will get either

a moodboard based on their blog theme

a moodboard based on their username

a moodboard based on pictures on their blog

3: gender swap

Day 3!! Pt 1

So far so good whooo!

@spacebunprince.

Why is this my life?

I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

Trying to make a point to my father.

Shhhhh its june but I don't frickin care im up for ghosts and spooks any time!

Boys and girls of every age

Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see

This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Pumpkins scream in the dead of night 🎃

This is Halloween

Everybody make a scene

Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright

It’s our town

Everybody scream

In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed 🛌

Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under your stairs

Fingers like snakes 🐍 and spiders 🕷 in my hair

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

In this town

We call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

’Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can 🗑

Something’s waiting, no, to pounce,

And

How

You’ll

Scream!

This is Halloween

Red ‘n’ black, and slimy green

Aren’t you scared?

Well, that’s just fine

Say it once, say it twice

Take a chance and roll the dice 🎲🎲

Ride with the moon in the dead of night 🌕

Everybody scream

Everybody scream

In our town of Halloween!

I am the clown with the tear-away face 🤡

Here in a flash and gone without a trace

I am the “who” when you call, “Who’s there?”

I am the wind blowing through your hair 🌬

I am the shadow on the moon at night 🌑

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Tender lumplings everywhere

Life’s no fun without a good scare

That’s our job, but we’re not mean

In our town of Halloween

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back 💀

And scream like a banshee

Make you

Jump

Out

Of

Your

Skin! ☠️

This is Halloween

Everybody scream

Won’t ya please make way for a very special guy?

Our man Jack is King of the Pumpkin patch

Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King, now!

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

...so...im a Phoenix's shadow???

what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is

How did no one get Alabama?...oh wait heh... we're crazy aren't we?

hey if ur not from america get a blank map and just. fucking guess the states