I Love This..like 'exscues Me Alien Did You Just Assume My Ediblilty? How Dare You!'

Day 1 crystals @dreamingdreamsalways

Due to personal reasons I will not have the time to do you mean by that worthless demon

(da frick phone?)

“due to personal reasons i will ____” is so fucking funny because it implies both that whatever you’re doing is some kind of self care AND that it’s nobody else’s goddamn business 

Mey Chitm

Type Merry Christmas without using the letters in your name.

Mey Chstms

Camp Camp Headcanon #5

“Gwen learned that Neil suffers from severe anxiety attacks. Having anxiety herself, she sometimes talks to him to reassure him and give him advice. One afternoon specifically, Neil went into one of his worst attacks. Gwen noticed him hyperventilating while his whole body was shaking uncontrollably. She pulled him to the side and talked him through it, telling him to breathe and patting him on the back to calm him. Neil turned and clung on to her in a tight hug until it passed. Gwen wiped the sweat off his face and told him how she was proud of him that he got through it. It’s not everyday Gwen is extremely close with the kids, but she knows how painful anxiety can be.”

Behind every successful cat there is a good cardboard box.

Photos by ©Maru the Cat

My Pathfinder group is starting a new campaign. We’re all making character sheets and we have a new member who has never played any table top RPG before.

New Player: Is my health just my hit die or do I add anything to it? Because I really don’t wanna walk into a dungeon with only 6 health…

Me: You add your Constitution modifier to it, I think.

New Player: Ah, 4 health… much better…

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sorry for e-begging.

life hit hard and long story short, something fucked up and now i'm overdrawn on both my accounts when i really shouldn't be.

my parents are making me pay $600 a month to live with them and in my current situation, i won't be able to cover that, and even though i get $1000 a month from the government, it won't be enough to pay this off.

i'm 19, trans, mentally ill and my father is hounding me to get it fixed when i really, really can't and i don't know how much i can take it.

my paypal is here, i'll really, really appreciate as much help as i can get.

if you can't donate, please reblog. i appreciate that so much as well

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So, i dont know if this is a post that i actually saw somewhere.. or if this is one i saw in my dream. I feel like it was in my dream. But there was this post i dont remember the first post but someone has rebloged and said wizards and warlocks are just magical boys but doing it wrong. Do with this what you will.