Please Aid Me In My Ability To Hand... Please

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Hello hello hello again, my friends! If you're new here or seeing me for the first time, I'm Bixby, I'm a disabled writer.

I've written a bunch of short stories, some which you've probably seen.

I can't work, and so I need a bit of help paying the bills. If you have a few extra dollars to spare, a little tip would go a long way to helping a guy out! (Please don't stress if you can't- put your own oxygen mask on first, you know?) Fortunately, I live fairly cheap, and so far I've been able to keep my bills paid, creatures fed, and the lights on, thanks to your help.

This month, one of my goals is to replace at least one if not both pairs of the shoes I'm currently using. My Dr. Scholl's are falling apart at the seams literally. Don't think I can afford to replace them with the same brand, but if I can even get some cheap ass sneakers and throw some dr scholls inserts it would improve my life a lot!

I update the post twice daily with progress, and I'll turn off the ability to reblog when I make my goal, as per usual.

Sharing this also is a big help, always!

ko-fi

10,000 reblogs and I will translate the script of Bee Movie into a language that I will invent solely for this purpose

Yes

LOGAN SAYING “ HELLO DEMONS ITS YA BOI”

reblog if you agree

Ashshabbyssuinsusbeyeuwnebx why does there have to metal scraping on metal. Spotify ads and martha steward whhhhhyyyyy. This ad is aweful! I dont even know what you're advertising!

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

Boomers: All right, which one of you are going to clean up our messes?

Millennials: What? Gen Z: What?

Millennials: Seriously? We have like no power. You ensured that most of us were saddled with crippling debt, and haven’t raised the minimum wage enough to keep up with inflation so we can never pay back that debt, and have barely enough income to share an apartment with one or two roommates. We’re lucky if we can find one with a washer and dryer in-unit within our price range! We’re so tired and over-worked that we barely have enough energy to text a friend or post a selfie on facebook to let people know we’re still alive. How are we supposed to clean up your messes??

Boomers: Whatever. Entitled lazy Millennials. Always on your phone and posting selfies. Maybe if you worked harder you wouldn’t be in debt. Always wanting things handed to you on a platter. It’s not all about you you know. Generation Me amiright?

Millennials: *sigh*

Boomers: All right, how about you, Gen Z? You’re fresh, young, haven’t got much debt yet, you have your whole shining future ahead of you! You can be an inspiration to the world! How are you going to clean up our messes?

Gen Z: Um, we don’t really have any power either. Most of us aren’t even old enough to vote.

Boomers: Don’t put yourselves down! You’re the future! Put your young minds to work! Maybe you’ll think of solutions we’ve never even considered! Let us know what they are and we’ll implement them for you!

Gen Z: Um, ok. Stop destroying the environment by switching to clean energy instead of drilling for oil. Cut your carbon emissions to slow and eventually halt climate change. Raise minimum wage and give people health care so that we survive into adulthood and can help you clean this mess.

Millennials: I mean, these are the things we’ve been trying to tell them for years, but maybe they’ll actually listen to you since you’re the bright shiny future.

Boomers: What? We wouldn’t even consider doing any of that! What do you know about politics, economics, and the environment anyway? You’re not even old enough to vote! Where do you think the money for all these changes is going to come from? Money doesn’t grow on trees.

Gen Z: Tax the rich.

Boomers: What?! The rich worked hard for their money! It’s really hard pleasing your parents so that you can inherit the fortunes! They have a right to hoard away all the wealth so that no one else can have any.

Gen Z: Okay Boomer.

Boomers: WHAT? How dare you insult us! You know, you’d get a lot more respect if you would try and talk to us instead of being so dismissive of everything we say!

Gen Z: *SIGH*

The internet’s pillars of wholesomeness have a new member. Steve Irwin (Love nature), Bob Ross (Love yourself), Mr. Rogers (Love others), Stefan Karl Stefansson (Love life), and now Stan Lee (Love imagination)

Yes please