I Can’t Deal With This Man….

I can’t deal with this man….

Wait a min, I’ve handled 4x drunk people with this energy…

I can totally handle him as I am the resident sober mom friend and plan on being forever more.

I Think He Might Be Trying To Induce Heart Attacks. 💓💓💓💓💓

I think he might be trying to induce heart attacks. 💓💓💓💓💓

Omg the one with the sweater and the suit affect me in a way that just is incomparable with the others. Jungkook, what do you want from me dude? You go on live saying, “you think you can handle me?”….

Um to that I say, dude, wait till you see the energy and how much life I have in me. you think you seen the power of Army and people with alcohol, well this sober person might be your greatest challenge.

Seriously tho my friends are low key scared of the energy I possess when I choose to. (I’m mostly calm, so no worries) 😉

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