who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
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You don’t need to give me a spoonful of sugar to make me go down. ;)
r u a math problem because ur making me cry
Are you Christmas, cause I wanna merry you?
My friend told me this balloon would get me the ladies so here it goes: Are you a dinosaur? Because jurASSics beautiful!
Me? A vegan? Oh honey no, I’m a vagitarian and I’ve got my sights set on my next meal.
My flannel is made of girlfriend material, I think it would look great on you
don’t stick your tongue out at me unless you’re gonna use it
I like men like I like my coffee…
I don’t like coffee
Titties
THE smoothest and jazziest of pickup lines for all my fellow gays
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