For Some Reason I’m Getting Strong Bisexual Vibes From This Sweater Dude, But Idk Why??

mcu characters as dumb shit my classmates have said

steve rogers: five year plan? you know who had a five year plan? stalin. look where he ended up.

tony stark: guys. emergency: my outfit isn’t dope enough today.

clint barton: [on a scooter] you’re driving? you fucking loser, i’m scooting!”

natasha romanoff: she’s complaning, meanwhile I was eating my 5th cricket.

bruce banner: where’s the fire extinguisher in this room? GOD do they not care about safety???

thor odinson: KYLE, BRO, ARE YOU SHITTING ME? I THOUGHT WE HAD A DATE? CMON, MAN.

loki odinson: here’s yet another situation in which being a chameleon would be useful.

sam wilson: I know you don’t like me, which is exactly why I asked the teacher to move my seat next to you.

scott lang: do you have any deodorant? or maybe some orange juice, either will work.

hope van dyne: anyone eating a mini candy cane looks like a pussy.

peter parker: hey, off topic question, are you more of a lewis or a clark kind of gal?

rhodey: we are not getting in a robotic argument. not today.

shuri udaku: I can’t see the math problem through my tears.

wanda maximoff: oh, I committed some sins early on, for sure.

valkyrie: if I were high, it wouldn’t be on weed. that’s weak.

t'challa udaku: that’s not how you eat pasta in these lands, you ignorant slut. 

stephen strange: shift your eyes to the wonders of my fingers.

bucky barnes: I have a lot of feet… but not enough hands… what do I do here?

huge thank you to anyone who’s been supporting my series!!

bkdk living together <3

Bro but what about when map distortion is taken into consideration

Doing a thing

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RIP TO MY MAIN MAN PRINCE PHILLIP. BARTHOLOMEW’S ORGANS WERE NOT ENOUGH TO SUSTAIN YOU. DEATH IS CRUEL AND CAME FOR YOU FAR TOO SOON, MY DUKE.

prince phillips organs shutting down like cascading dominos while the doctors frantically stuff him full of replacements harvested from kidnapped street orphans

GOD I FUCKING;LOVE. CHARACTERS

Pinterest has spoken.

calling a stranger online bestie is the modern equivalent of going up to a stranger in an old tavern and calling them “my friend”

Saw this on the way to my swim meet,,, honestly I’m just gonna show my confused friends and family this instead of trying to describe strokes anymore because you nailed it

How to Tell What Swim Stroke You’re Watching: A Guide

swim swim swim swim swim: front crawl

ɯᴉʍs ɯᴉʍs ɯᴉʍs ɯᴉʍs ɯᴉʍs: backstroke

water PEEKABOO water PEEKABOO: breast stroke

flingSPLASHflingSPLASHflingSPLASH: butterfly