Pigeonl0rd - ๑fabi๑

I was late for sunburn meme but consider-

(meanwhile Neuvi wondering where his lumitoiles went...)

haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns

Inspired by dis

Me at Zhongli who was in his dragon form: u liek gold? Here have some *proceeds to throw the gold bar as far as I can and watch him run after it to add to his lil hoard*

Just him collecting various pebbles and shiny things to make a pile and sleeping around it. Half or full dragon Zhongli just waggling his tail when he sees someone giving him shinies owo

That's the meal

I AM CACKLING BUT ALSO SQUEALING BECAUSE YES I LOVE THE IDEA THAT DRAGON ZHONGLI WAGS HIS TAIL WHEN HE’S HAPPY (literally a chapter in universe abound is gonna have this as the premise lsjdklfjslkdf)

your jewelry doesn’t need a box no more - they’re being kept safe by your dragon boyfriend and he loves that you will always go to him to ask where your cor lapis earrings are. he normally doesn’t like people touching his shinies but if it’s you, he can certainly make an exception <3

also consider picky dragon zhongli-

you: zhongli fetch! *throws a crystal ore*

dragon!zhongli: *crosses his arms and sighs* i am not a do-

you: i said fetch! *throws a cor lapis*

dragon!zhongli: *jumps into the air to chase after the gem*

URARAKA MY QUEEN!!

Having many ochako thoughts lately

Naruto: So, Kakashi-sensei, how did you fall in love with Y/n-sensei?

Kakashi: Our eyes met…and everything else was fleeting.

Sakura: Y/n-sensei, how did you meet Kakashi-sensei?

You: oh, we were kids and I punched him. He looked at me weird.

3 year old vs 5 month old

the kids share one braincell and its purpose is to help people

Dating Denki is having to live with watching him make out with Sero every time they get drunk

Y/N: (Clicks pen)

Shinsou: (Clicks pen in response)

Bakugou: Stop that!

Shinsou: Stop what?

Bakugou: You're talking about me in Morse code. Well you know what? The joke's on you because I know Morse code. Ha!

Y/N: ...Yes, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, I interrupted our usual training regime and taught Shinsou a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

[Later]

Shinsou to Aizawa: That’s exactly what we did

Yuta's glow up will always amaze me even in my 80s

What did bro do in Africa 😭