"...alright. Just The Usual Ones? Night Time Too...and Tampons. Don't Ever Apologise. Alright. We'll

What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?

URARAKA MY QUEEN!!

Having many ochako thoughts lately

soo… like a secret third thing??

I love when platonic love and romantic love is so blurred that it doesn’t even matter anymore. All that matters is the devotion that’s there, the unwavering devotion

i am so normal about them (i talk to my walls about them)

madoka magica is sooo crazy imagine being in middle school and your crush dies and you’re so upset that you kickstart a time loop and repeat the same month 100 times over trying to stop her from dying but unwittingly you make her more and more important to the universe’s continuation (because you have effectively created 100 timelines that are dependent only on the survival of your crush) and therefore her death becomes more and more devastating to the world as a whole in every new timeline and finally your crush sacrifices her life willingly to become a god and you’re the only one who remembers her and this depresses you so much that you construct a whole imaginary universe where your crush is alive and you trap yourself and the souls of your friends inside it and then when you realize it’s Not Real, Actually, you pull your crush (who, again, is now god) down from heaven and become the literal actual devil

orv hcs for yjh,kdj or the Mr baldy monkey? Can be abt whatever you want

Some physical affection headcanons it is.

— Is touchy in a passive way. I know what you're thinking? How can someone be touchy passively? I'm glad you asked because I'm happy to elaborate: he always wants you within arm's reach, and on his lap is preferable. He's disinterested in everything and everyone, but whenever you stray too far out of his watch, he gets a little irritable.

He's not conscious of that, but others know to not ask anything of him when you're not around. Well, they can ask but their luck would've been increased tremendously if you were within the general vicinity.

&. Treats you like his personal plush toy, especially if you let him wrap his arms around you. He will squeeze and nuzzle and even more squeeze when something exciting happens. Whatever torment he does to his hair will be redirected towards you. He's actually not much of a kisser. If you initiated it, he will return the favour readily. However, if he has to do it himself, he gets... lazy.

Likes little jaw and neck kisses, on you or on him, it doesn't matter. He also likes it when you kiss the area below his ear and he likes it whenever his kisses make you shiver. It's adorable, make him want to squeeze you more.

&. He also idly gets handsy if he has to sit watching the scenarios for too long. Has a bad habit of fondling you during those moments. He's not even aware of what he's doing, just that you're there and well his hands get restless.

It's generally not a problem unless you make it so. If you have boobs, he likes using yours as a stress toy. Squish squish—He does manage to stay pretty proper while staying with his seniors, but once the two of you are alone, it's a free game for him.

&. If you want anything from him, it's best to ask while he's distracted. He almost certainly always says yes if you asked during those times. To this point, he has agreed to so many things he doesn't remember doing that he just goes along with whatever plan you said he promised to do with you.

Unless it's really bothersome, of course. If that's the case, he'd argue that he'd never agree to that in the first place.

&. Thinks it's adorable and funny when you get mad at him. Like... honestly, what do you even want him to do? He acts true to himself and he never once lies to you about any expectation. If he's wrong about it, then he will apologize but like... he's rarely wrong, you know. So if you get mad, that seems like a you problem.

However, he's quick to pacify you about it, albeit only after teasing you a little. If you get mad from his teasing then he finds it even funnier, please don't give him more ammo.

&. Likes taking naps with you whenever possible. He's strong enough that his time training doesn't really add to anything. Which... happens to open up a lot of free time for him. Usually goes around creating mischief or naps during these times. If you're anywhere close, you're getting nabbed into a midday nap with him.

Won't let you go until he gets his fill either. The best bet is that you stay with him until he falls asleep then somehow get your escape while he's unaware.

&. Is not jealous by nature. Not a lot of things can rile him up... unless his hair is involved. Then, it's another matter entirely. However, he does get a little territorial. He doesn't like it when anyone tramples upon his territory. Frankly, it's disrespectful and ignorant. As if they don't even know who he is.

He usually squashed any attempt to bother you pretty quickly. Usually, a glare or a release of his Status does the trick. Other than that, he doesn't really bother himself unless he's required to physically intervene. It's often nasty when that happens.

&. He often has a hand on you when the two of you are out together anyway so it's not like people don't know who you're dating >:[ How dare!!

THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD😭🙏🏻🙏🏻

i think about them an unhealthy amount

sukuna is this bad boy womanizer that claims that he'll never settle down, and then you happen and BAM. he's in your shared kitchen, heating up a bottle for your baby so you can get a bath and a glass of wine

he's like. wait how the fuck did THIS happen?

"Don't make yjh's character be only about kdj" I say into the mic.

Everything grows eerily quiet. The crowd stares at me with pity. I muster up the courage to look behind me only to find...

Yjh himself, his sword raised, ready to cut me down for spouting bullshit