I Adore The Idea That Narinder Usually Has Giant Fuckass Pupils Bc I Love Boba Eyed Cats. Boba Eyed Cats

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

really wish spotify actually shuffled my over 2k songs playlist instead of just giving me the same 10 every time

Spring.

I'm begging you to turn the sound on

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

me: I have GOT to get weirder!

also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

sqweish ❗️❗️

Bonus:

Can I eat him? ( T▽T)9✨️

meuh

My dear friends 🇵🇸

Here we are approaching the start of the ceasefire🚨🇵🇸

and returning to our destroyed homes😭🔥

we need to rebuild them🫶

and my children need intensive education to compensate for what they lost during this war‼️💔🇵🇸

And all of this requires very high expenses🇵🇸💔

Indeed, We need you today more than ever 🇵🇸

I hope you help us and our voice reaches the largest possible number 🙏🇵🇸

i cannot donate but I urge others to