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My mom sighed and shook her head pointing out that we used the wrong blood for the sacrifice as she left the room I shook off my shock and turned a glare to the twins Austin and Lillian they quickly looked away they had a farm with a goat on it and said that they would be able to bring some of his blood 'well you see what happened was' Lillian started 'we just couldn't bear to do it' Austin said 'then where did you get the blood from?' I asked scrutinizing them 'well it might have been tomato sauce' they said I dragged my hand down my face I should have know they where to kind to actually harm anything so instead of summoning a demon we summoned a random health nut who just so happened to be my mom I guess I'll just have to do it myself next time if I actually want to see my sister

You and your friends decide to try and summon a demon at your sleepover. You are completely stunned when your mother appears in the middle of the room when the ritual is finished.

How would you feel about me posting my among us fanfiction? (Might do it regardless)

HEY, listen, the mane axe? It's a brush, it says :'forged from the mane of a dragon whelp'

Most of the brushes I have are made with plastic (hard like dragons scale) bristles

So there’s been much confusion about what the heck happened in the Darkners world and I think I’ve solved part of it. If you’ve beaten Deltarune or at least reached the chapter’s epilogue then you know the entire Darkner’s world was just an abandoned classroom and a supply closet.

The ‘golden door’ was the supply closet door connected to the classroom. The checked rug was the fields, and the legos were the trees and bushes. You can clearly see Seam, the old shopkeeper without much hope for himself, at the back, and a lone checker piece is waiting to be kinged at the end of the checker board covered in pawns.There’s even dustbunnies next to Seam that become the Rabbicks. I’m sure the cards explain themselves. The ace of spades is considered the highest card in the deck, hence why the spades are in control now.

The entirety of the Darkner’s world is a classroom with Ralsei being put away in a supply closet, left to collect dust with the abandonment of the classroom.

But what is Ralsei, and what’s the relationship between Lightners and Darkners?

Lightners and Darkners

Seam describes Lightners as gods, creators, and protectors who gave the Darkners purpose.

This seems odd at first since Kris and Susie are just normal people even compared to the Darkners. When you consider the reveal about the Darkner’s world and then come back to this, things start to fall into place.

Darkners are toys whose only purpose is to be played with and to bring joy to the Lightners. They feel the most fulfilled when they’re assisting the Lightners, according to Ralsei. This makes sense because a toy’s only purpose is the be played with and to bring joy to those that play with them.

Lightners are children and adults that play with them, create them, and keep them in shape. When the classroom was abandoned, the teachers (Lightners) didn’t bother to bring any of the toys (Darkners) and just left them to rot. To the Darkners, it looked like their gods abandoned them, and they didn’t understand why.

Lightners are called Lightners because they are the light of the toys’ world and they turn on the lights of the room.

Darkners are called Darkners because when they’re not with the Lightners they’re in the dark. There’s also the fact that they’ve been abandoned and in the dark for a long time now.

Ralsei

Ralsei can be found in the tutorial section of the Darkner’s world. This happens to be in the supply closet. This is why that beginning section of your journey is so ominous and why your footsteps echo there. You’re in a small, empty closet with nothing but dust to keep you company. That’s until you run into Ralsei, of course. But what is Ralsei? Simple.

Ralsei is a boss monster plushie that Kris and Asriel used to play with when they were younger. His name is Ralsei because he’s a boss monster and Asriel is as bad at naming things as his father. This is why Ralsei is a prince even though there is no king or queen of his kingdom. You may have noticed that Ralsei, when he reveals his true face, has red horns, something that stands out since every boss monster we know has white horns. 

The reasoning behind that?

Kris used to wear a little headband with little red horns on it when they were little because everyone else in their family had horns. They ended up giving them to Ralsei. As for his glasses, those could have been drawn on by Kris and Asriel seeing how the green crayon in the pack upstairs in missing. That’d also explain why they’re not being held by anything when Toriel’s is clearly being held by her ears.

Ralsei was most likely put away when Kris and Asriel grew too old to be in that class. The teacher might’ve wanted to preserve the memories attached to the plushie by keeping it out of reach and out of danger of being destroyed like Seam.

The teacher of that room could’ve been Gerson seeing how he is the only other teacher mentioned besides Toriel and Alphys. It’d also explain why he’d want to preserve those memories. He seemed to be close friends with the Dremurrs. With his death, the class was left the way is was the last time he left it.

Clearly this doesn’t explain everything. We still don’t know who Jevil met, why he lost his mind, or why he has Everyman in his carosel attack. We still don’t know who The Knight is, how we got sucked into this world in the first place, or what Gaster has to do with it. Hopefully, this answers some things though! 

I'm in actual tears, to think that people (cops) that your parents told you to trust if you were lost or something doing this? Those are ACTUAL Children! Not even teenagers! (not that that would make it okay!) And the adacity they had to tell them to 'calm down'? I'm completely horrified! Yes I know cops have been doing absolute bullshit like this a lot but I still feels my heart clench everytime.

This is so disgusting to watch. They are 12 year-old boys, who “matched the description” and had to experience this horror. A little boy crying scared to death and the other one telling him to stop , because he wants to stay alive is what makes me cry. Just try to understand this- they know the way cops treat black boys and trying to calm themselves down TO SURVIVE THIS. How horrifying is that?

My cats giving birth!!!! Aaaaahh!

This idiot.

So this might be a bit long but this needs to be told (td:lr down below). So first I'm nonbinary and prefer they/them pronouns but I was born female, and is pretty obvious, this class is one of my larger ones (around forty student) and I'm sitting next to this large group of rather obnoxious boys (I'm calling them how they act) I'm listening in on their conversation as I work because they where talking to a friend of mine he was goofing around and was sitting near by, one of them shouted "hey, girl!" I was the only 'female' nearby so I turned, he asked me some stupid question I answered them told them 'and sorry but I'm not a girl' they started laughing and one said 'what are you then a boy?' 'uh, no I'm neither' I replied another said 'okay, let's see your not a girl?' And thinking I was getting to them I replied 'right.' 'and your not a boy?' 'correct I'm nonbin-' 'then I guess we'll call you an IT' 'yeah like one of those 'trans' people' and then my disgust was palpable I was already in trouble for fighting in school but at that moment I was willing to ignore this, then the bell rung after some nasty words from both sides, then they complained to the teacher before leaving and I got a in-school suspension for fighting.

(Td:lr argued with some transphobic idiots and got in trouble)

The ghost hung around for about half a day before they realized how many problems you actually had they try and leave, but your mind stops them from leaving you like having someone to share things with that can't rat you out to your family then the ghost realized how much you actually needed someone as you refuse to see a doctor because you insist that your fine, you start calling the ghost G, one day you block everything from G your thoughts your feelings your sight, G fought asking what was wrong what were you doing? They managed to break through and beheld the heart breaking side of the tips of your shoes hanging off the side of a building "kid,...what are you doin'"he asked softly you felt tears fall down your face "I...I just can't take it. I ju- I just I..I" I broke down sobbing, I leaned forward when a cold hand grabbed my wrist and I was pulled back away from the edge as G pulled me into a hug "please,I can't lose someone as special as you not now /please/ kid." I hugged him back as tight as I could. The next day I walked into a psychiatrists office with coaxing from G. It took a number of years and it wasn't perfect but I got better with my ghost by my side the entire time

One day, you’re driving along with a parent. As you pass a graveyard, they tell you jokingly “Hold your breath, you don’t want any spirits gettin’ in ya!” You roll your eyes and breathe normally, at least until you feel an odd tingling in your lungs. Immediately after, you hear a voice in your head. “Thanks kid, I was getting bored in my grave.”