(This man is too fine omg-)
Summary: Just a list of fluffy and filthy headcanons <3
Super, incredibly bratty like omfg ๐
Won't hesitate to tease you in public (bonus points if paparazzi's there lol)
Loves to see you get flustered, thinks it's the 2nd cutest thing in the world next to Emi ofc
Uses "And what about it?", "What're you gonna do if I don't?" and "Make me." on the regular bc he knows you can't ๐ญ
Absolutely adores when you spend time with Emi and him, makes him get all melty and dad like
Refers to you as Mama both in and out of Emi's presence, knows it makes you flustered and loves it
"Look, Emi! Mama's here!!", "C'mon, Mama, don't be like that~"
Other petnames for you: Baby, Babe, Sweet Thing, Honey
Told you he was Ultraman on like the 3rd/4th date bc he wanted no secrets between the two of you
This man was locked in from the start-
Valentines' day? Bro bought you heaps of designer clothes/jewelry
HAD TO TALK HIM DOWN FROM GIVING YOU ONE OF HIS SPORTS CARS
He loves so deeply but can be very shy about some things like opening up and being vulnerable
Once Emi got used to you, he bought you slippers, toiletries, etc. for his house immediately
Wants you around all the time, thinks everything about you is so cute and perfect and omg-
Loves back hugs, giving and receiving
Gets jealous easily and is very pouty when he is
It's literally the cutest thing omg
Did I mention he loves back hugs? He really loves back hugs-
NECK KISSES NECK KISSES NECK KISSES
His neck is incredibly sensitive so neck kisses are a guaranteed ticket to pound town-
Very handsy, very VERY sneaky
Waist grabbing? Yup. Will he hide his hands after smacking your ass as if it wasn't him when it's literally just the two of you in the room? Also yes.
Isn't a boob man: confirmed
His hands are huge and he knows how to use them-
First time you hook up you think he invented fingering bc damn
Skilled when it comes to making you cum multiple times
KEN SATO IS A PLEASURE DOM AND THAT'S THAT!
Loves it when you whimper and beg, thinks it's so adorable
Coaches you through it, praises praises praises praises praises-
"Shh shh, it's okay, I've got you.", "Just a little bit more- there we go just like that.", "I know it feels good but you gotta stay still for me, Mama.", "Ah ah ah, I know you can give me one more."
Keeps his hedge trimmed iykwim
Is gifted and very cocky about it (no pun intended... ok maybe a little)
He's a good 7-9 in. at minimum, very veiny, above average girth
Finds your spot as soon as he's in and uses it until you can't breathe or think properly
Vocal. Ken Sato is very vocal.
Moans, groans, grunts, sighs, hissing, panting- the list goes on
Adores when you're vocal too, has a thing about hearing how good he's making you feel, likes seeing it in the form of tears
Back scratching enthusiast, makes sure you've got a fresh set specifically so he can see the damage they cause in the morning
Please pull his hair, makes him all weak inside
Prefers longer, deeper strokes bc intimacy but won't hesitate fuck like a madman
Refuses to cum anywhere but inside you, he's a family man what can I say ๐คท๐ฟโโ๏ธ
Overall rating: 10000000000000/10, will definitely hit again bc his libido is absolute insanity
Ken Sato is perfect husband and father material; with that I rest my case.
Paps my beloved
flabbergastered
I need ghis MAN
i feel like sylus is a very attentive lover โ more than people like to give him credit for. i like to think that he reads you like an open book and knows each and every one of your habits inside out. particularly when you get anxious and overthink. he can tell by your face alone when you're pulled away from him by your thoughts and your mind. so he simply gives the space between your brows a light tap with his index finger, plants a tender kiss there, lets his lips linger and murmurs, "come back to me."
a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints
Sometimes, I think about how I used to let life overwhelm (still do, but not as bad), and I'd take it out on people. The slightest thing would irritate me whether it was someone's voice or touch. I can't count how many times I was anxious and didn't know why ๐ฅน anyways this MC X Sylus bit is for those that can relate ๐ซ even if you can't happy reading
"Do you feel better now?"
Sylus' gaze on you almost burns. The half-hearted smile still faintly on his lips, his eyes remained ocked on you.
It had been a very bad day, week, and month in general. The emotional build-up was sure to cause an eruption of feelings at some point. Sylus only watched you silently over the last few weeks waiting for you to come to him with what you were feeling. He'd already learned the hard way once before about trying to get you to open up when you weren't ready.
He'd watched you mope around the base and Linkon with an unsettling fire behind those eyes. He'd kept the twins on you when he couldn't be around because he knew the day was fast approaching. It was telling in the way you slapped his hands away or had your day ruined over the tiniest mishap. Angry tears seemed to be a constant on your eyeline as you continued your day to day routine.
The part that made you most upset is that you didn't even know why you were angry or sad. Was this depression? Everything started to seem like a chore, the smallest things and sounds began to overwhelm you. You didn't want to be touched or talked to, but some days you didn't even want to be alone.
What's happening to me?
The lingering question in your mind took root in your troubles, which only stoked the flames of irritation. You just wanted it quiet. You wanted to feel calm, and you needed something to uproot this rising storm.
And then the day arrived, Sylus becoming your victim. The moment his hand touched your head, you'd blown up. Strings of curses left your mouth, your voice raised with angry tears marking your face. Shrill cries, leaving your mouth, your hands waving around orchestrating madness.
Sylus watched your descent with that knowing smile. He'd wanted this, your anger. You'd been holding it all in for far too long. It was time.
Let it out, he demanded it.
When you'd seemingly finished, his eyes monitored your erratic breaths. He'd taken another step closer as he had done earlier. His hand laced with yours, pulling you into a firm hug. His scent floods your nose, commanding your breathing to regulate.
"Do you feel better now?"
You couldn't look at him. A man you'd love so much, you blew up on him without reason and still he only worries about you.
"Don't feel sorry, sweetie, you needed this. You've been climbing higher and higher into unknown madness, and I was simply waiting for you to fall." Your grip tightens on his forearm, your face buried deeply into his chest.
"I don't deserve you." Sylus was silent for a moment. He pulls you away slightly, his hands secure themselves on your cheeks, forcing you to look at him.
"I think we both know it's me that doesn't deserve you. The beautiful thing about having a loving partner is that we are there for each other when we can't be there for ourselves." He signs his words with a quick kiss on your lips. The tenderness of his lips melts any remnants of subdued frustration.
There was a lot that needed to be said and addressed, but it would have to wait until later. You'd spent the better part of your month yelling at someone who didn't deserve it.
"I'm sorry." He gives a soft chuckle.
"I know."
-> daddy caleb taking care of his exhausted baby
You didnโt hear him come in.
You were curled up on the couch, knees drawn to your chest, wrapped in a blanket that didnโt quite reach the ache beneath your skin. Your head was pounding, body trembling from exhaustion that sleep never seemed to fix. You felt frayedโlike threads pulled too tight, about to snap.
Thenโฆ warmth. A hand on your ankle. Gentle pressure.
โThere you are Pips,โ Caleb murmurs, voice low and soothing like distant thunder on a rainy night. โDidnโt I tell you to call me when you feel like this?โ
You open your mouth, but no words come. Just a little shake of your head. You donโt want to cry. Youโre too tired to even cry.
He sighs, not annoyedโconcerned. He kneels beside you and cups your face in one big hand, brushing his thumb across your cheek like youโre made of glass.
โYouโre running yourself into the ground again, Angel. Always trying to be so strong.โ You canโt help it. A little sob slips outโand he melts. Not into panic, not into pityโinto purpose. In one swift motion, youโre in his arms. Picked up, held tight, carried like you weigh nothing but everything.
He sits down with you in his lap, blanket and all, wrapping you in his warmth. His chest is solid beneath your cheek. His heartbeat is steady, grounding. His hands roamโslow, reassuring, firm. One at your back, the other behind your head.
โYou donโt have to hold it together with me,โ he says quietly, breath brushing your temple. โYou can fall apart, and Iโll still be right here. Iโll always be right here.โ
You cling to him, and he lets you. Holds you tighter. Presses kisses to your hair, your forehead, your jaw. Soft, possessive, like heโs reminding you: youโre mine. Youโre safe.
And then his voiceโgravelly and low, close to your ear.
โNext time, you call me. You understand? I donโt care what time it is or what Iโm doingโif my girlโs hurting, I drop everything. Because you come first. Always.โYou nod, tears finally falling. Not out of painโbut relief.
Because with Calebโฆ youโre not alone.
Youโre loved.
And most of all, youโre held.
He feels itโthe way your body starts to soften, breath slowing against his chest. That quiet surrender. That precious unraveling. And he waits. Holds you steady in it.
โThere she is,โ he murmurs, voice lower now, darker. โMy girl, finally letting go.โ
You shiverโnot from the cold this time, but from him. The way he speaks it like a promise and a claim all at once.
His hand slides up your jaw, thumb brushing your lower lip. โYou give and give until you break, donโt you?โ He tilts your face to meet his gazeโthose eyes like storm clouds right before the downpour. โBut that stops here.โ
He leans in close. โYouโre mine. And I donโt let whatโs mine burn out.โ
You try to speak, but he hushes you with a kissโjust at the corner of your lips. Not quite giving it all yet. Teasing. Controlling. Patient. โNo more running on empty, Princess. No more pushing past your limits while pretending youโre fine.โ
His hand moves again, sliding under the blanket, splaying against your bare waist. โNext time, I feel you slipping, I wonโt wait for permission. Iโll take you. Iโll pull you into my lap, pin you down if I have to, and remind you whose you are.โ
Your breath catches.
And he smiles. That knowing, wicked little tilt of his lips that says: Youโre mine to ruin gently. And I will. But then he kisses your forehead again, so soft it nearly breaks you.
โNot tonight, though.โ His voice gentles again. โTonight, I hold you until you fall asleep. But you remember this feelingโbecause tomorrow, when youโre stronger, Iโm going to make sure you never forget who keeps you safe.โ
And just like that, youโre wrapped in both fire and shelter.
His arms, his voice, his claim on youโ
Home.
He feels the shift in youโthe way your heartbeat begins to slow against his chest, your fingers loosening where they were curled into his shirt. Your body still pressed close, but no longer trembling. Just melting.
Caleb exhales softly, his breath brushing along your temple like a sigh of pride. His voice rumbles against your skin, low and tender. โThatโs it. Just like that, baby. Let me take it from here.โ
You hum somethingโa faint little sound, barely audible. Maybe a thank you. Maybe his name. You donโt even know anymore. Youโre floating now, somewhere between sleep and him, the two starting to feel like the same thing.
He adjusts you in his lap just enough so he can lean back against the couch, one arm cradling your head, the other wrapped tight around your waist. And then his fingers start tracing soft patterns over your skinโup and down your spine, over your arm, along your side. Mindless, loving touches. The kind that say, โYou donโt have to do anything. Just be.โ
โI wish you could see yourself right now,โ he whispers into your hair. โThis soft. This calm. You were made to be held like this.โ You let out a breath you didnโt know you were holding. One last bit of tension leaving your chest. His warmth, his voice, the strength of his armsโitโs everything you didnโt know you needed until now. And then, the final tether snaps. Sleep begins to pull you underโbut this time, itโs not from exhaustion or desperation.
Itโs safe. Itโs soft. Itโs him.
You shift once more, cheek nuzzling into the base of his throat, breath evening out. He feels it. Smiles to himself. โThere she goes,โ he murmurs, brushing his lips over your forehead. โMy good girl. Finally resting.โ
He stays there, holding you long after your breathing settles. Still tracing those same slow circles. Still whispering, even though youโve already drifted far away. โYou sleep now, Princess. And when you wakeโฆ Iโll still be here.โ
character/s: bakugo katsuki, shinsou hitoshi, kaminari denki, todoroki shouto
genre: fluff, crack (?), them hyping u up like thereโs no tomorrow, uhh reader wears makeup ๐ค
notes: this is for all u pretty mfs aka all of u whether u believe it or not YOU ARE PRETTY AMD HOT AND AMAZING ๐กโผ๏ธ also disclaimer: the boys love u not just for your face. they think youโre so cool for being beautiful inside n out and this is just them appreciating the out ๐งโโ๏ธ
bakugo katsuki thinks youโre so pretty that his only response to it is to be angry. heโd watch intently the way youโd smooth your clothes down and cutely fiddle with your hair in the mirror as if thereโs even anything to fix. heโll cup your pretty face in his hands and squeeze your cheeks together (cuteness aggression probably), โtell me why youโre so fucking pretty all the time? what are you so pretty for, huh?!โ
bakugo katsuki would always watch you do your makeup and hair and then slip into the prettiest clothes only you can pull off and heโs just mesmerized by the whole thing.
โkatsuki, please stop drooling and get dressed. weโre gonna be late.โ
his only response is: โfuck off.โ
because he can never deny nor hide the fact that he constantly admires you every chance he gets. he storms his way to you and snatches a shimmery eyeshadow from your makeup bag. โtch, you donโt even need any of this shit.โ
โyou donโt like it, katsuki?โ you stare up at him doe-eyed, easily making his heart skip a beat.
โh-hah?! i didnโt say that!โ he shoves it to your hand, โnow do this glittery shit next!โ
and you just ditch whatever plans youโd made and spend the rest of the night trying on different makeup looks. heโll insist that you sit on his lap while you doll yourself up just because, and you gladly do so but then you both end up wearing a full face of glam makeup ๐งโโ๏ธ he doesnโt know how he just let it happen but heโs like, โwhatever makes you fucking happy, y/n.โ
he then proceeds to tell you that, โevery one of those ugly extras should grovel at your feet, worship the ground you walk on, and then beg for your forgiveness.โ
โforgive them for what?โ
he stares blankly at you. โfor breathing the same air as you.โ
bakugo katsukiโs not active on social media at all but on his instagram, his first and only post is a photo dump of just youใผ the selfies you took on his phone, your date outfits, candid photos (by courtesy of bakugo katsuki) of you smiling at a stray cat, the power nap you took on his shoulder, and his favorite one by far: a photo of you wearing his black tank top that completely swallows you up, holding up two little peace signs on your cheeks.
and of course, he captions it, โu and ur ugly ass wish u were y/n.โ
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her strap game is insane i js know
Need me a man like this
"...alright. Just the usual ones? Night time too...and tampons. Don't ever apologise. Alright. We'll be home soon. I love you."
The mid-morning traffic, less frantic now than an hour before, shhhaaaahed around the car. From the passenger seat, Yuuji watched Kento with a fascination about to bubble over with suppressed laughter. Kento put the phone down. Yuuji, just a boy, grinned, almost teasingly at Kento.
"Tampons, huh, Nanamin?"
Kento looked to Yuuji, flicking the windscreen wipers on to rid the screen of drifting cherry blossom. His face remained neutral, sincerely questioning. Yuuji scoffed, bold as brass, before continuing.
"Jeez Nanamin...you're such a simp."
Kento's eyes narrowed, searching for meaning. He repeated, slowly, the word unfamiliar upon his tongue.
"...'simp'."
"You'd do anything for her, right?"
"Is that...a bad thing? You say the word, not that I know it, as if it's derogatory."
Kento tapped on his phone, and Yuuji backpedaled, his grin sliding away to a wide-mouthed grimace as he waved his hands in a fit of no, wait, I can explain. Kento appeared to be reading, his face growing dour. He huffed, one short puff of air from his nose. He tucked his phone away.
"Ah-- Nanamin-- I didn't mean--"
"A simp, hmm? Alright. Come along, Yuuji."
They drove. Yuuji bit his nails as he stared out into traffic. Kento was silent, calm.
And Kento took Yuuji on errands.
At the Conbini, Kento collected pads, tampons, snacks and pain relief.
"Do you have any of the night time ones?" Kento asked the assistant, holding up a pack of pads, unashamed, as Yuuji tried to sink into the floor, just a boy. As the assistant walked away, Kento asked Yuuji, calmly.
"Would a simp do this?"
"Ah...jeez, I...yeah, I guess so."
"Alright."
In the Florist's, Kento was meticulous with the sweating assistant, identifying only the finest blooms of your favourite wildflowers. He commandeered, insisting they were wrapped in brown paper, stamped with wax and tied with ribbons. Tapping his fingers on the counter, bored, Yuuji's reverie was once more broken by Kento's smooth timbre.
"Would a simp do this?"
Kento walked up beside Yuuji, with a spray of sweet botanicals in his arms. Yuuji squirmed beneath the schooling.
"Yeah, I...I reckon so. Probably."
"Splendid. Come along."
At the launderette, collecting your repaired jacket; "Would a simp do this?"
At your parents' house, dropping off a birthday card; "Would a simp do this?"
At Jujutsu High, filing some late paperwork for you; "Would a simp do this?"
In the car, calling Ijichi to cancel drinks the following night; "Would a simp do this?"
By the time Kento had completed his errands, Yuuji sulked, just a boy, begrudging how overboard Kento had gone, all because Yuuji had used slang that meant nothing apart from something Kento couldn't understand.
Yuuji stood back in the hallway, shucking his shoes off, as Kento walked ahead.
Yuuji's eyes darted up, to you, shocked to see that you were...a mess. You could hide the tears all you liked, but your puffy lips and salt-sore cheeks told of a whole day of crying. The dinner Yuuji usually enjoyed wasn't made. The fragrant candles that Yuuji usually enjoyed weren't lit. The curtains were closed.
Yuuji felt vicariously guilty for something he had not done, but he listened to yours and Kento's mumbled conversation.
"...sorry...so shit...haven't done anything...needed you...Yuuji must be hungry, I..."
"...shhh...done nothing wrong...Ijichi cancelled tomorrow anyway...order take-out...come here..."
Kento held you in a rustle of bags and brown-papered flowers. He did not begrudge the tear stains on his lapels. He looked at you as though your very blood ran divine, when you gave the flowers and bag of snacks a watery smile, pressing a salty kiss to Kento's cheeks before walking to the kitchen.
As Kento and Yuuji stood back, watching you swipe your tears away before beginning to fill a vase with Kento's wildflowers, Yuuji dawned upon the cusp of a bold new understanding. Kento felt it, this gentle yearning, and took Yuuji by the hand over the horizon.
Kento's voice was, slow, considered, and gut-wrenchingly sincere.
"Never deny yourself the beauty of loving someone without restraint, for the fear of vulnerability, Yuuji. Never let anyone taint the way love should guide and consume you. Because if loving wholeheartedly is weakness...you shouldn't want to be strong."
Yuuji watched the gentle golden thread of joy that Kento had woven through your sadness. He shuffled, his hands in his pockets, his peachy head tilted down as he kicked at his shoes.
"...yeah, I get you. I'll... I'll be a simp too, then. When I find the one. And...and I'll be proud of it."
Kento smiled, pressing a bag of snacks to Yuuji's chest.
"And I'll be proud of you."
I decided to hop on this and give it a try :). Basically Iโm gonna be writing each day of October a different prompt, I already picked the mcyt that Iโm gonna use for each one. Since this is NSFW the only people Iโll be writing for are the dream team, Karl and Punz. I hope you like it<3!
Edit: This is all based on AUs which means the boys are not cc! Unless stated otherwise.
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐: Cockwarming | KARL JACOBS
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐: Cuckolding | DREAM + SAPNAP
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐: Restraint | DREAM
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐: Gagging/throatfucking | PUNZ
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐: Humiliation kink | DREAM TEAM
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐: Impact play | GEORGE
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐: Somnophilia | GEORGE
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐: Hand kink | DREAM
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐: Roleplay | SAPNAP
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐: Gangbang | DREAM TEAM + KARL + PUNZ
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐: Spectrophilia/incubus | PUNZ
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐: Foursome | DREAM TEAM
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐: Mommy kink | DREAM
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐: Voyerism | GEORGE + DREAM
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐: Daddy kink | KARL JACOBS
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐: Pegging | SAPNAP
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐: Hate sex | DREAM
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐: Breeding kink | DREAM
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐: Mutual masturbation | GEORGE
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐: Thigh riding | PUNZ
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐: Phone sex | GEORGE
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐: Sex toys | KARL JACOBS
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐: Squirting | DREAM TEAM + KARL
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐: Corruption kink | KARL JACOBS
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐: Shower sex | KARL JACOBS
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐: Dry humping | GEORGE
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐: Sex tape | DREAM
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐: Size kink | PUNZ + SAPNAP
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐: Knife play | SAPNAP
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐: Orgy | DREAM TEAM + KARL
โง๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐: Public sex | DREAM
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Things to read before you eat or for your fast <3 :
-fat lasts longer than flavor
-this months choices are next months body
-you are what you eat
-are you hungry or bored?
-nothing tastes as good as skinny feels ๐
-eat for the body that you want, not for the body that you have
-junk food you craved for an hour or the body you craved for years?
-losing weight is hard, being fat is hard, choose your hard
-do it for the โwow you got so skinnyโ
-do not reward yourself with food, youโre not a dog