Average Mexican Dad

first art of the year ft. beyonce!

the american urge for state fair and powwow food has me in a chokehold

Hetalia's Bizarre Adventure: World Stars

Stand Name- 「American Idiot」

Stand Master: Alfred F. Jones

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「American Idiot」 has the ability to allow Alfred to use any medium displaying an advertisement, be that TV, Billboards, flyers etc, and to us it as a portal of sorts and essentially travel through them. Its secondary ability allows it to trap people inside advertisements but only if the advertisement displays something that the person would be interested in buying. The TV on American Idiot's head flashes between various logos and exclamations. It's a very expressive stand, and used them to communicate with Alfred.

I hope you like it! As always if you have any song/singer/album reference suggestions for any of the other nations feel free to send me a message!

Next character in line: India!

Official art by: Hidekaz Himaruya

my little russian man: the paper doll edition! little banya birch leaves and faucet pipe murder weapon included!

draw-ya-favorite-personified-country-in-your-big-brother's-fit-today challenge!!!!

our favorite golden retriever boy's bday is soon AND powwow season is just around the corner so here's some indigenous headcanons I've got for alfred f. jones!

he is actively attempting to learn every single native language within his region, but fluently speaks osage, dine bizaad, hopi, mvskoke, and algonquian massachusett and ojibwa

he is the embodiment of sunshine. he can make everyone laugh, and that includes babies. that being said, he has been the reason for at least 100+ babies' first laughs and has proudly thrown parties for each of their families as per the navajo tradition

him (and matt) fully volunteer to drum and sing at powwows, especially at small town ones. they will roadtrip across canada and the us during the summer and absolutely bring the party to the 49. they also do it to overindulge in piccadilly and indian tacos

he is not a religious person but he does acquiesce in spiritual traditions he has picked up from native elders. the major one he uses is smudging. alike the kid from 'sixth sense', he sees dead people-- or ghosts to be exact lol. and he hates them! which is why he will often smudge and pray early in the morning, once a week, to cleanse any spirits from his house

smokes are always in his possession. while he does smoke on occasion, he mostly carries them with him for exchanges. for example, if he encounters a cool mineral on the roadside, instead of just taking it, he will leave tobacco behind as a show of appreciation

he feeds the rez dogs exponentially (even when everyone at every rez keeps telling him not to fuckin do that, you shitass)

put him on your rob list because he owns so many beaded jewelry and turquoise, it may just pay off your student loans and then some

his mutton sandwiches and navajo burgers will make you fall in love with him, no joke

there are so many nyotalia women to draw and not enough time

alfred “f is for foking deadly n8v boy” jones will find any excuse to roll up to the function with his wicked and customized medallions like these:

mattie beaded them for him and he was paid exclusively in a full rack of ribs and AJ’s signature smoked mac ‘n’ cheese

Roderich is often troubled by the many beaus of his that plague his mind