I Need Some Reddie Fic That Follows The Same Storyline But Also Ignore Some Major Events Because I Need

“Hi, not fucking dead. I’m dad”

just finished gideon the ninth and AHHH??? AAAAHHHHH???

Me: Banana Fish is a story that deals with heavy, dark, real-world issues in a painfully realistic way, and because of this, it likely will not have a happy ending. 

Banana Fish: *Doesn’t have a happy ending*

Me:

I just found out that there is a karaoke version of SU songs on Spotify but I have no friends sing with T_T

I love the lord of the flies reference in the end.

[the coffee pot is found broken at the palace of vere]

laurent: so who broke it? i’m not mad, i just want to know.

damen: i did, i broke it.

laurent: no. no you didn’t. jord?

jord: don’t look at me. look at nikandros.

nikandros: what? i didn’t break it.

jord: hmm. that’s weird. how did you even know it was broken?

nikandros: because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

jord: suspicious

nikandros: no it’s not!

nicaise: if it matters… probably not… but aimeric was the last one to use it.

aimeric: liar! i don’t even drink that crap!

nicaise: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee table earlier?

aimeric: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! everyone knows that, nicaise!

damen: alright, let’s not fight. i broke it, let me pay for it, laurent.

laurent: no. who broke it?

lazar: well, pallas has been awfully quiet

pallas: really?

lazar: yeah, really!

[cut to laurent in the room, the rest of them fighting in the background]

laurent: i broke it. it burned my hand so i punched it. i predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. good. it was getting a little chummy around here.

This had become a necessity now

Alright are we still doing this Defenders of Tomorrow thing? lol

You have a place in my heart

[video description: a minute and a half sketchy animatic of a scene from Harrow The Ninth  book where Mercymorn hates everyone because they mockingly interpret her scribble of the Beast in not-beastly shapes. ]  I got procreate and I thought: what if I draw mercymorn like fifty times. and then i did. edit: audio is from the audiobook! voiced by Moira Quirk! 

How we feeling owl house fans

I am Ella god of god

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

How we convince Rebecca Sugar to give us some more fusions?

I just need more