He’s So Breathtakingly Pretty

the one where yoongi hates his therapist but kind of likes her receptionist; lveb!verse

➺ pairing; min yoongi x reader

➺ genre; lveb!universe equal parts emotionally constipated and cheeky yoongi!! the man of our dreams!! i don’t really know what to categorize this drabble as but it’s cute and it’s sfw <3 

➺ wordcount: 5k 

➺ summary; yoongi hates going to therapy - but you and your dumb little hershey kisses make it a tiny bit better, he supposes. 

➺ what to expect; “you like a man who’s unable to form emotional bonds with people, baby?”

➺ optional reading: not necessary but feel free to read la vie en bonsai just to get a feel for what yoongi’s like and why we’re all falling hopelessly in love with him!! 

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“see you next week, yoongi!”

“uh-huh, yep.” the smile on yoongi’s face drops as soon as he shuts the door behind him and he immediately rolls his eyes

well

that was an hour and a half of his life that could’ve gone towards something more productive

watching paint dry probably would’ve been more productive than whatever the hell that was

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Always Trust In Pixie Dust

; Pixie!Seokjin x Pixie!Reader

; Genre: Fluff, a tiny bit of angst

; Word Count: 14k

; Synopsis: As a vegetable pixie, you weren’t exactly considered the most desirable in the pixie hierarchy. But the uncle of one of your student’s is convinced that you have a secret admirer, only made worse when your younger brother and sister get involved. Will they succeed in their matchmaking or will your admirer come forward before they can get into too much mischief?

; A/N: Okay so…this is my first FULL Jin fic and I feel bad because I basically lost all inspiration for any writing about 4/5 through writing this. As a result…it’s pretty fair to say I’m a little uncertain of how this fic is and how you’ll all feel about it, particularly as there’s no smut anymore (it just didn’t fit). I love the world though, and I love pixie!Jin. I hope you enjoy it and if you do, PLEASE reblog because Jin fics don’t get the love they deserve, nor do solely fluff fics :( also, please leave me your comments and thoughts and asks so I know what you thought. I’m trying my hardest to get back into writing and just finishing this was hugely important for me!

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“Kim Taehyung…you don’t have a child,” Your words cause the tall pixie with soft, peach coloured hair to pause with almost comically wide eyes turned to you. “So what are you doing here?”

He says nothing for a moment before straightening himself, crossing his arms over his broad chest and pursing his lips at you. Even though he’s younger than you, he towers over you and you work hard to keep your teacher aura that had him looking so chastised when caught.

“You’re right. I don’t have a child. But I do have a niece. Right there,” Taehyung points over to the little girl sitting on the floor, her voice sweetly joining the other girls she’s sat with as they sing a nursery rhyme together. “And I’ve been asked to bring her home by her dad.”

Twisting your lips, you sigh before nodding and gesturing for him to come inside. The nursery that you worked at was inside a hollowed-out tree, providing plenty of space for the babies and little ones who were not old enough to attend school lessons in the higher levels of the tree. Everything inside your room was bright and colourful though, the walls stained with the vibrant colours that came from the richest pigments created from flowers.

A mural of the forest and individual, faceless pixies took up one half of the circular room while the other was free for the children to paint on as they saw fit. Creativity was one of the most important traits of a pixie after all, and it was your job to ensure that they went wild with all their beautiful, creative thoughts.

The floor was dotted with dried paint, and even new paint splashes from the day’s activities and you hummed lightly as you moved over to the line of reed twine that was strung up across the room, parchment hung on it in intervals with each one containing a drawing. Scanning over, you take the one with the little girl’s name and hand it over to Taehyung.

“Miyeon painted this for her dad. Make sure that he gets it please.” You request, smiling at him. He looks over the painting with a critical eye before grinning, nodding before bounding over to Miyeon and crouching down next to her.

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Smol twins doodle 🐖🐗

The Champion’s Assistant

Modern hogwarts!yoongi au

After a horrible prank, Slytherin, Min Yoongi, is entered into the Triwizard Tournament. Y/n, feeling responsible, decides it’s her personal mission to make sure he survives the ordeal.

** This AU was inspired by I Found by @hxseok-honee **

MASTERLIST

Part One - The Chlamydia Cave

Part Two - I was threatened

Part Three - He’s Making Buttons

Part Four - The Child Is Sad

Part Five - The Hogwarts Champion

Part Six - It’s Taco Night

Part Seven - That’s sus, y/n

Part Eight - Divine Intervention

Part Nine - Who’s Jesus

Part Ten - Mommy’s Cyber Bullying

Part Eleven - The Authorities Have Been Notified

Part Twelve - Forgive Me, Mami

Part Thirteen - Strawberry Lube

Part Fourteen - The First Task

Part Fifteen - Severus or Celine?

Part Sixteen - Yoongle Boppin’ to the Boongle

Part Seventeen - A FULL, ON-THE-MOUTH, WONDERFUL MAN KISS

Part Eighteen - It’s Time To Pay Attention To Me

Part Nineteen - Get. Your. Foot. Out. Of. My. Crotch.

Part Twenty - my yule daddy loves me

Part Twenty One - Large Iced White Mocha With Almond Milk

Part Twenty Two - Save me, Yoongi

Part Twenty Three - The Second Task

Part Twenty Four - Pound Town

Part Twenty Five - 😅😳👍

Part Twenty Six - Kiss Me

Part Twenty Seven - WHt the FUCK

Part Twenty Eight - Specialty Handjobs

Part Twenty Nine - I get to touch your butt

Part Thirty - The Lovers and the Guilty

Part Thirty One - I Want Answers

Part Thirty Two - I Hate You

Part Thirty Three - I Love You

Part Thirty Four - I’m Sorry

Part Thirty Five - Don’t Ask Stupid Questions

Part Thirty Six - LOOK AWAY TAEHYUNG

Part Thirty Seven - I Tolerate You

Part Thirty Eight - The Third Task

Part Thirty Nine - The End

(201011) jungkook - black swan

cr. qdeoks

“the boy in the yellow pants probably saw some crazy shit in his life, he didn’t even flinch”

*flashbacks*

yoongi on run! bts ep 24:  (ง'̀-‘́)ง 

Thee kiddos