Part Seven - Bags Of Jello

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if looks could kill, i’d be dead a million times over

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╰ searching for inspiration, a chart-topping rapper who keeps his identity hidden from the public, going by the stage name RM, stumbles upon you singing in a coffee shop and finds his new muse in your voice. he makes you an offer to collab with one catch: you can’t see his face.

pairing: rapper!namjoon x indie singer!reader

genre: sm au, crack, fluff, smut, slight angst

status: completed

playlist: listen here

series: hobiverse masterlist

a/n: so i wanted to do a rapper!joon au but also a crack-y gc au again and thought it‘d be cool to add the twist of the reader not knowing what joon looks like so here she is lol hope u enjoy! x

🎵 part 1 — profiles

🎵 part 2 - anyway, here’s wonderwall

🎵 part 3 - (probably) not a murderer

🎵 part 4 - pizza-geist: the stinkening

🎵 part 5 - a mole shaped like danny devito

🎵 part 6 - soggy hot cheeto with eyes

🎵 part 7 - a sock full of meatballs

🎵 part 8 - our queen peppa pig

🎵 part 9 - is this?? the government???

🎵 part 10 - fine n dandy

🎵 part 11 - y/n “the crockpot” y/l/n

🎵 part 12 - chesticle carrier

🎵 part 13 - heart eyes emoji

🎵 part 14 - furscrimination at its finest

🎵 part 15 - shakespearean tragedy

🎵 part 16 - harmless(?) stalking

🎵 part 17 - the devil’s lettuce

🎵 part 18 - cereal in the oven

🎵 part 19 - greasy little rat

🎵 part 20 - quirky main characters

🎵 part 21 - always a jinsmaid never a jin

🎵 part 22 - sounds fake… but okay

🎵 part 23 - chaos-loving demon

🎵 part 24 - take care (m)

🎵 part 25 - disgusting… i love it

🎵 part 26 - alexa, set a timer

🎵 part 27 - thebomb.com.org.uk

🎵 part 28 - hannah montana

🎵 part 29 - have my babies

bonus - when the party’s over (taegi)

🎵 part 30 - too many adjectives

🎵 part 31 - mountain daddy

🎵 part 32 - no take-backs

🎵 part 33 - beach thot hours

🎵 part 34 - can’t change my mind

🎵 part 35 - epilogue

:: bonus part - postlogue 5

jungkook - on (210110)

little red || namjoon (m)

you were lost in the woods. he was the kind of monster everyone said you should be afraid of. but what if the big bad wolf… wasn’t so bad?

:: a oneshot inspired by the classic fairytale “little red riding hood” by charles perrault ::

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🧣 pairing: werewolf!namjoon x reader

🧣 genre: fluff, smut, angst

🧣 word count: 22.5k

🧣 warnings: mentions of blood, mild violence, unprotected sex, thigh riding, fingering, oral (f), rough sex, biting/marking, lowkey impreg kink, knotting (?!), but also plenty of fluffy fluff!! :’)

🧣 a/n: the next part of twisted tales is here at last!! this one is a little darker and a little more modern vibe so i hope you guys enjoy it!! :) x (banner made by the lovely @syinisuga​!! <3)

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You tapped your fingers on the steering wheel, humming along absentmindedly to the nostalgic 70’s jam that was filtering through your car radio. The uneven road before you stretched on into the pitch black night, the worn-out headlights of your affectionately dubbed “P.O.S.” car barely illuminating more than a few feet in front of you, and you squinted at the faded lane markings. Where the hell were you? Visibility was low on these old heavily wooded back roads without any street lights, and you sat forward in your seat, your eyes straining to see through the darkness.

You were tired, having set off for your business trip straight after a stressful day of work, and you still had a long drive ahead of you. Letting your eyes wander for just a moment, you glanced at the time on the dashboard; 12:43 AM. Returning your exhausted stare to the road ahead, you tried to stifle the yawn that rose up in your throat, a slight wetness pricking at the corners of your eyes urging you to sleep. No—you needed to stay awake. You shook your head vigorously.

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Day 1

“WAKE UP WAKE UP!”

“What are you doing,” Jin groans, looking up at his daughter who is bouncing on his chest. 

“We’re going camping!” Soojin yells, full of energy for being awake this early in the morning. Jin turns to the side and grabs his phone, being blinded by the bright light. 

“5:30?” Jin says, looking back up at Soojin.

“Soojinah,” Soobin says, peeking into the room. “Is your dad awake?” 

“He is,” Jin says in a raspy voice. “Take her away from me please.” Soobin walks over to his brother and grabs his niece from under her arms. 

“Noona said that we’re leaving in fifteen minutes, so you better get up hyung,” Soobin says, walking away with Soojin clinging around his neck. 

“Is he awake?” You ask Soobin as he walks out of your room. 

“He is but he doesn’t want to beee~” your daughter replies, making you and your brother-in-law giggle. 

“I see,” you say, pinching her cheeks. “I’ll get him up. You and your brothers go get your stuff in the living room and help uncle Soobin load them in the van okay?”

“Okay!” They both say, giving you two thumbs up.

“Yah, Seokjinah,” you say, walking to your bed. Jin groans, grabbing a pillow and throwing it at you. You gasp loudly, looking at him with wide eyes as you put your hand on your stomach. “You dare throw a pillow at a pregnant woman?? You could hurt the baby!”

Jin finally props himself up with his elbows. 

“The baby is literally the size of a blueberry,” Jin replies. “But I’m up, I’m up.” 

“Good,” you say, throwing the pillow back at him. “Everyone is already ready, just waitin’ on you.” You get up, about to leave to help the kids.

“Can I at least get a good morning kiss to give me some energy??” Jin says, watching you walk away. You sigh, turning back around and walking to your big baby of a husband. Who, might I add, had his lips puckered up and ready for you. 

You lean down and press a big kiss to his lips.

“Mwuah!” You emphasize, pulling away from him. “Now get ready,” you say, patting his cheeks.

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