Part One - Profiles

The Champion’s Assistant

Modern hogwarts!yoongi au

After a horrible prank, Slytherin, Min Yoongi, is entered into the Triwizard Tournament. Y/n, feeling responsible, decides it’s her personal mission to make sure he survives the ordeal.

** This AU was inspired by I Found by @hxseok-honee **

MASTERLIST

Part One - The Chlamydia Cave

Part Two - I was threatened

Part Three - He’s Making Buttons

Part Four - The Child Is Sad

Part Five - The Hogwarts Champion

Part Six - It’s Taco Night

Part Seven - That’s sus, y/n

Part Eight - Divine Intervention

Part Nine - Who’s Jesus

Part Ten - Mommy’s Cyber Bullying

Part Eleven - The Authorities Have Been Notified

Part Twelve - Forgive Me, Mami

Part Thirteen - Strawberry Lube

Part Fourteen - The First Task

Part Fifteen - Severus or Celine?

Part Sixteen - Yoongle Boppin’ to the Boongle

Part Seventeen - A FULL, ON-THE-MOUTH, WONDERFUL MAN KISS

Part Eighteen - It’s Time To Pay Attention To Me

Part Nineteen - Get. Your. Foot. Out. Of. My. Crotch.

Part Twenty - my yule daddy loves me

Part Twenty One - Large Iced White Mocha With Almond Milk

Part Twenty Two - Save me, Yoongi

Part Twenty Three - The Second Task

Part Twenty Four - Pound Town

Part Twenty Five - 😅😳👍

Part Twenty Six - Kiss Me

Part Twenty Seven - WHt the FUCK

Part Twenty Eight - Specialty Handjobs

Part Twenty Nine - I get to touch your butt

Part Thirty - The Lovers and the Guilty

Part Thirty One - I Want Answers

Part Thirty Two - I Hate You

Part Thirty Three - I Love You

Part Thirty Four - I’m Sorry

Part Thirty Five - Don’t Ask Stupid Questions

Part Thirty Six - LOOK AWAY TAEHYUNG

Part Thirty Seven - I Tolerate You

Part Thirty Eight - The Third Task

Part Thirty Nine - The End

BTS — Title Track Typography

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Day 1

“WAKE UP WAKE UP!”

“What are you doing,” Jin groans, looking up at his daughter who is bouncing on his chest. 

“We’re going camping!” Soojin yells, full of energy for being awake this early in the morning. Jin turns to the side and grabs his phone, being blinded by the bright light. 

“5:30?” Jin says, looking back up at Soojin.

“Soojinah,” Soobin says, peeking into the room. “Is your dad awake?” 

“He is,” Jin says in a raspy voice. “Take her away from me please.” Soobin walks over to his brother and grabs his niece from under her arms. 

“Noona said that we’re leaving in fifteen minutes, so you better get up hyung,” Soobin says, walking away with Soojin clinging around his neck. 

“Is he awake?” You ask Soobin as he walks out of your room. 

“He is but he doesn’t want to beee~” your daughter replies, making you and your brother-in-law giggle. 

“I see,” you say, pinching her cheeks. “I’ll get him up. You and your brothers go get your stuff in the living room and help uncle Soobin load them in the van okay?”

“Okay!” They both say, giving you two thumbs up.

“Yah, Seokjinah,” you say, walking to your bed. Jin groans, grabbing a pillow and throwing it at you. You gasp loudly, looking at him with wide eyes as you put your hand on your stomach. “You dare throw a pillow at a pregnant woman?? You could hurt the baby!”

Jin finally props himself up with his elbows. 

“The baby is literally the size of a blueberry,” Jin replies. “But I’m up, I’m up.” 

“Good,” you say, throwing the pillow back at him. “Everyone is already ready, just waitin’ on you.” You get up, about to leave to help the kids.

“Can I at least get a good morning kiss to give me some energy??” Jin says, watching you walk away. You sigh, turning back around and walking to your big baby of a husband. Who, might I add, had his lips puckered up and ready for you. 

You lean down and press a big kiss to his lips.

“Mwuah!” You emphasize, pulling away from him. “Now get ready,” you say, patting his cheeks.

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(201011) jungkook - black swan

green prince

Title: Double Trouble  | ♛ | | ♚ | | ♜ |

Paring: Park Jimin x reader 

Genre: Class president Jimin Au, top student reader au, strangers to lovers au, cinderella au (?), age difference au, fluff, romance, comedy, and angst 

Summary: Even though Y/N is on top of her classes, she barely understands social cues from others, let alone her best friend; Kang Seulgi. The class president Jimin and his group of friends are known to be the princes of the school. Y/N stays clear of them because she finds them and their fans loud and scary. One day going down the stairs with Seulgi, she slips on a step and spills her orange juice on someone. When she goes to apologize, she sees Jimin covered in the juice and she runs away with Seulgi before he can see her. When he wipes off the juice he sees the orange juice container but he also sees a handkerchief with a bunny on it. He will find whoever spilled the drink on him if it’s the last thing he does. 

Warnings: Bullying 

Author’s note: I was listening to Double Trouble Couple by Mamamoo and this story came to mind lol.

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🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

Home is where the heart is

⌲ Description: You’ve been together with Jimin for about three months. But you’ve been keeping a big secret from him. A secret in the form of your 6 year old daughter.

♢ Pairing: Jimin x Idol!Reader

♢ Word count: 12K

♢ Genre: Fluff, angst if you squint

AN: I honestly don’t know where this idea came from. I just sat down one day and began to write without any plan in mind, and this is what came out of it. I don’t plan on making it a series - maybe just a few one shots of different times during their lives. Like I said, this is not planned in anyway and I just wrote it while coming up with ideas. So sorry if it’s a bit choppy with no storyline what so ever. Excuse my mistakes!

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Do you ever just....miss chubby debut jimin?

I miss and adore Jimin in all his forms including, but not limited to:

Soft Debut Chimbean

Thottius the First

Whatever the Heck This Was

Leprechaun Thirst Trap

Your Local Bondage Bae

Rogue Fuqboi

Candy Crush

Sensual Freedom Fighter

Current Devestation

➳ ANONYMOUS

╰ searching for inspiration, a chart-topping rapper who keeps his identity hidden from the public, going by the stage name RM, stumbles upon you singing in a coffee shop and finds his new muse in your voice. he makes you an offer to collab with one catch: you can’t see his face.

pairing: rapper!namjoon x indie singer!reader

genre: sm au, crack, fluff, smut, slight angst

status: completed

playlist: listen here

series: hobiverse masterlist

a/n: so i wanted to do a rapper!joon au but also a crack-y gc au again and thought it‘d be cool to add the twist of the reader not knowing what joon looks like so here she is lol hope u enjoy! x

🎵 part 1 — profiles

🎵 part 2 - anyway, here’s wonderwall

🎵 part 3 - (probably) not a murderer

🎵 part 4 - pizza-geist: the stinkening

🎵 part 5 - a mole shaped like danny devito

🎵 part 6 - soggy hot cheeto with eyes

🎵 part 7 - a sock full of meatballs

🎵 part 8 - our queen peppa pig

🎵 part 9 - is this?? the government???

🎵 part 10 - fine n dandy

🎵 part 11 - y/n “the crockpot” y/l/n

🎵 part 12 - chesticle carrier

🎵 part 13 - heart eyes emoji

🎵 part 14 - furscrimination at its finest

🎵 part 15 - shakespearean tragedy

🎵 part 16 - harmless(?) stalking

🎵 part 17 - the devil’s lettuce

🎵 part 18 - cereal in the oven

🎵 part 19 - greasy little rat

🎵 part 20 - quirky main characters

🎵 part 21 - always a jinsmaid never a jin

🎵 part 22 - sounds fake… but okay

🎵 part 23 - chaos-loving demon

🎵 part 24 - take care (m)

🎵 part 25 - disgusting… i love it

🎵 part 26 - alexa, set a timer

🎵 part 27 - thebomb.com.org.uk

🎵 part 28 - hannah montana

🎵 part 29 - have my babies

bonus - when the party’s over (taegi)

🎵 part 30 - too many adjectives

🎵 part 31 - mountain daddy

🎵 part 32 - no take-backs

🎵 part 33 - beach thot hours

🎵 part 34 - can’t change my mind

🎵 part 35 - epilogue

:: bonus part - postlogue 5