Flirting Vs Harassment

tbh The Emoji Movie should’ve came out like several years later in the 2020’s instead of like,,,, 2016 or some shit. because that would mean they would obviously put in the “erm actually 🤓” emoji as a semi-important character to reflect what dumb emoji memes were there at the time, and i think it would actually be a pretty genius choice.

Imagine him being like this incompetent comic-relief right hand man of the main smiley girl villain, she’s all cheerful and confident and shit while he’s all shivering stuttering and nervous, and he tells her “e-ermmm acktually if you deploy the anti-intruder robots against these guyss NOW it’s gonna cause a hyuuge disaster and everyone in Emojitown will, errrmm, die???” and then Smiler’s like “SHHUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUPPP NEEERD DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!! teehee anyways 🥰”

(bonus points if the nerd ends up betraying smiler and joins the heroes and ends up using his super smart nerd skills to kill her off for good lol)

BAHAHAHA IM LOSING MY SHIIIIITTTTTTT

“DISAPPOINTED ON THE FOCUS ON LUMINE”?!? BRO. WHO THE FUCK’S COMPLAINING ABOUT LUMINE HERE THAT’S THE DUMBEST SHIT SOMEONE WOULD COMPLAIN ABOUT. MORE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT THE LACK OF MELANIN AND THE PPL COMPLAINING ABOUT MELANIN THAN FUCKIN. LUMINE. BRO.

guys, don’t do genshin. not even once.

no! cozy games will kill the patient. she needs violent dogshit to live

i hate it when i cant see a tumblr comment cuz i randomly blocked the user behind it months ago. like if i wanna see the comment i gotta figure out WHICH ONE of my 300+ users i blocked was the one who posted this and then unblock em. even if it's from some poopdick loser nobody that i originally had a petty reason for blocking i still deserve context over what the replies are chuckling about. couldn't a button you could click to view the blocked individual's comment temporarily like they probably have on twitter not suffice? very strange and stupid website

no! cozy games will kill the patient. she needs violent dogshit to live

”fiction does not affect reality“ mfers when i tell em about the concept of the “moral of the story”, taught to many a children at the end of every “fairy tale”

Why is it that after like almost five years since I seen him only now I'm actually laughing my shit off at his stupid fucking face?????

a face card that always declines

considering that the "pawpaw" is an actual fruit that exists in north america, you could hypothetically create a warrior cats oc with the entirely valid canon-compliant name of "Pawpawpaw"

i think i have a weird “reverse social anxiety” where im like pretty comfortable chatting and hanging with IRL flesh people most of the time but when it comes to online interaction and the idea of hitting it huge on social media i get very anxious and mind-racey, compared to other people who i THINK are more socially anxious IRK but more chatty online…??? Idk. But If i ever get a sudden “Wally Darling” type megafandom situation instantly surrounding me without buildup i’d just fucking shit myself and die.

sometimes i wonder if the reason why im hesitant to post on social media is cuz it’s going to actively damage my thoughts with paranoid thinking cycles and i will not be able to think calm unless i just not post shit. But idunno. Dippin my toes one inch into the water like im the most thalassophobic man alive tryin to face his fears.

i dont like art tutorials that keep hammering in the idea that “circles are soft cute and friendly squares are sturdy and confident and triangles are MEAN and EVIL and FUCKED UP” because like,,,, it kinda feels like discrimination against triangles man