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fucking sickening.

ALSO. the “metaphor for capitalism”* that turns up in pavitr’s universe is literally a spot hole and not the glitchy stuff that was eating up the universe miguel fucked with when he went to impersonate an alternate version of himself.

*god i love hobie sm

pavitr’s universe is unstable BECAUSE spot is gathering up enough energy + strength to become an inter dimensional being that transcends space and time just so he can get even with a 15yo kid

bitches out here in the spider society tweakin’ over canon events when there is a wild polka-dotted middle aged man with a phd beefing with a child cause they didn’t take them seriously

ARGH !!! after everything spot has caused not enough people are talking about how integral he is to the canon let alone the web of destiny he is a literal PLOT HOLE !!

i love that silly goofy goober T^T

(waa-waa) “canon events”

(waa-waa) “it was supposed to happen”

(waa-FUCKING-waa) “web of fate & destiny”

BITCH.

mfs out here really blaming miles ALONE for the multiverse collapsing in on itself and for what?

“oh um. aCtUaLLy miles you saved someone else’s dad sooooo… we gotta let yours die cause canon gotta canon yk?”

BRUH.

miguel pulled a “iykyk” on miles and basically whooped his ass for not knowing. my guy just got here and you’re already mad.

the shit that pisses me off the most is this…

when miles first interacts with miguel he mentions he has some “new/fresh ideas on how to capture spot”*

*i’m paraphrasing here but yk that line was said

miguel replies by shutting down that conversation and saying “i’ll worry about spot” AND THEN PROCEEDS TO CHASE DOWN A 15YO CHILD ON ALL FOURS, LOSE A FIGHT TO HIM AND MONITOR HIS DAD TO MAKE SURE HE DIES AND MILES DOESN’T INTERFERE !!!

when the fuck was this mf gonna worry about spot???

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT SPOT WHEN IT COMES TO THE CANON EVENT THEORY, MILES IS ONE HALF OF THE ORIGINAL ANOMALY !!!

MILES WOULD NOT BE SPIDER-MAN IF NOT FOR SPOT // ALCHAMEX BRING THAT SPIDER FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION !!!

idk why i’m so mad about this, it’s just something i’ve noticed recently that’s getting on my nerves ARGH

i too stand with our cancelled wife <3

i stand with my canceled wife

TWO SLUTTY YEARS !!!

REJOICE EHEHEH >:)

THE QUEEN'S BEEN DEAD FOR ONE SLUTTY SLUTTY YEAR!

I don't need someone to match my freak; I need someone to complement my freak. Accentuate and accent my freak. Plus, we gotta diversify our freak portfolio here -- combine our efforts to cover the greatest amount of freakage instead of seeking freak redundancy.

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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mama, the call is coming from inside your mansion…

[ c r i c k e t s ]

the confidence she had when saying that line… the audacity… the ignorance… oof.

Caitlyn threatens the doctor with the deepest darkest cell where’s there’s no clean air and no sunlight and like babe so…….Zaun