|June, 1889. Colorized Photo Of 'The Shittening'. Taking Place At Weston College Cricket Field.

creature skuttles in.... hello....

hullo wee creature :3

pat, pat

i will be fucking INSUFFERABLE.

you’ve all been warned…

the countdown begins…

I'm sorry about the person I will become when black butler season 4 is out. The time to regress back into my middle school era is coming. The cycle is real.

i think for me the most devastating truth i had to come to terms with was that the moon was never made of cheese at any point in time ever.

who the fuck does that. there’s so much propaganda that suggests otherwise and then some dumbasses decided to ruin my blissful ignorance because a cheese moon is not “scientifically possible” yea, ok.

(waa-waa) “canon events”

(waa-waa) “it was supposed to happen”

(waa-FUCKING-waa) “web of fate & destiny”

BITCH.

mfs out here really blaming miles ALONE for the multiverse collapsing in on itself and for what?

“oh um. aCtUaLLy miles you saved someone else’s dad sooooo… we gotta let yours die cause canon gotta canon yk?”

BRUH.

miguel pulled a “iykyk” on miles and basically whooped his ass for not knowing. my guy just got here and you’re already mad.

the shit that pisses me off the most is this…

when miles first interacts with miguel he mentions he has some “new/fresh ideas on how to capture spot”*

*i’m paraphrasing here but yk that line was said

miguel replies by shutting down that conversation and saying “i’ll worry about spot” AND THEN PROCEEDS TO CHASE DOWN A 15YO CHILD ON ALL FOURS, LOSE A FIGHT TO HIM AND MONITOR HIS DAD TO MAKE SURE HE DIES AND MILES DOESN’T INTERFERE !!!

when the fuck was this mf gonna worry about spot???

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT SPOT WHEN IT COMES TO THE CANON EVENT THEORY, MILES IS ONE HALF OF THE ORIGINAL ANOMALY !!!

MILES WOULD NOT BE SPIDER-MAN IF NOT FOR SPOT // ALCHAMEX BRING THAT SPIDER FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION !!!

idk why i’m so mad about this, it’s just something i’ve noticed recently that’s getting on my nerves ARGH

Who's gonna tell him

If you were to sit me down and tell me about a show where there are two characters, one embodies science, the other politics, and they are ideologically opposed, but both their ideologies have been shaped and defined by their upbringing and then you proceed to tell me that the politician wants to militarise the scientist's work but eventually tries to protect it from being militarised going against their own family to do so, then you tell me that they both end up being revealed as/turned into mages, one artificial and one natural and they have matching beauty marks on their faces and the artificial one in an attempt to unify and equalise the world that is riddled with poverty and segregation btw tries to turn everybody into magical robots that have the other mage's colour scheme...

I would say... okay and when do they kiss??

And then you break it to me that they don't even have a one on one conversation ever.

I would combust into flames.

GIVE IT UP FOR THE BOY SAVIOURRRR !!!

DON’T SLEEP ON MY BOY >:(((

Ekko literally saved everything didn't he? Yeah Jayce got Viktor to see the light (literally) but that wouldn't have happened if Ekko hadn't risked LITERALLY EXPLODING HIMSELF to reverse time!

Ekko said "JAYCE YOU GET ONE LAST CHANCE TO REIN YOUR MAN IN YOU BETTER DO IT RIGHT!"

and he was sooooo real for that.

The Hexcore knew it had to fling Ekko as far away as possible for it's best chance at ascension and my boi went BITCH YOU THOUGHT!!!!! Magic ain't got nothin' on me motherfucker!!! I LIVED BITCH!!!

mlem.