Isa: What Are Amphetamines?

Isa: What are amphetamines?

Jake: Drugs that can go on land and water.

Isa: Ohhhh.

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1 year ago

Master doc that contains different resources and support for many countries including Palestine, Congo, Haiti, Hawai’i, etc ((op is underneath the link))

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Master Doc That Contains Different Resources And Support For Many Countries Including Palestine, Congo,
2 years ago

Isa: Can I ask you for a favor?

Jake: I would literally die for you, but continue.

Isa: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.


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2 years ago

“she got the best of you, part of me always knew.”

2 years ago

Isa: *Gasp*

Jake: wHAT??

Isa: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Jake: *inhales*

Kai, in another room: Why can I hear screeching?


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2 years ago

Isa: Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.


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2 years ago

"hurts like heaven, lost in the sound."

i'm so tired of love songs


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2 years ago

Isa, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.


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2 years ago

Isa: Can we have pancakes for dinner?

Jake: What, why?

Isa: Because I don’t want steak.

Jake: Just because you don’t want steak doesn’t mean that—.

Isa: *makes a sad face*

Jake: Never mind, have your stupid pancakes.

2 years ago

Jake: I have a crush on you.

Isa: Just wait, it’ll go away.

1 year ago
FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸.

FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸.

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