Isa: What are amphetamines?
Jake: Drugs that can go on land and water.
Isa: Ohhhh.
Isa: Can I ask you for a favor?
Jake: I would literally die for you, but continue.
Isa: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.
Isa: *Gasp*
Jake: wHAT??
Isa: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Jake: *inhales*
Kai, in another room: Why can I hear screeching?
Isa: Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
"hurts like heaven, lost in the sound."
i'm so tired of love songs
Isa, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.
Isa: Can we have pancakes for dinner?
Jake: What, why?
Isa: Because I don’t want steak.
Jake: Just because you don’t want steak doesn’t mean that—.
Isa: *makes a sad face*
Jake: Never mind, have your stupid pancakes.
Jake: I have a crush on you.
Isa: Just wait, it’ll go away.