“fuck, I Hate You But I Want To Squeeze You In My Arms. Am I In Love Or Are You Just Really Annoyingly

Jake: If you are feeling lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you’re alone anymore.

Isa: Here, I bought you a calendar. Your days are numbered now.

Jake: That’s a nice way to threaten someone.

Isa: Love is like a fart. If you force it, you're going to make a mess.

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Isa: Jake, how long does it take until someone is sober again? Jake: Usually they have a hungover, why do you ask? *Kai screaming in the background holding a raccoon by the tail* Isa: No reason. No reason at all.

Jake: *accidentally eats something too spicy so his eyes start to water*

Isa: Jake, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know.

Jake: I'm not crying?

Isa, hugging Jake’s head: Shush baby, it's okay. Kai is here and he loves you with his whole heart.

Jake: I’ll take you to the moon and back. A trip across the stars. A universe to explore.

Isa: Could you get me an orange from the market?

Jake: Anything but that.

Isa: I feel like doing something stupid.

Jake: I’m something stupid. Do me.0