Today Marks The 76th Anniversary Of The Nakba, The Ethnic Cleansing Of Palestinians To Make Way For Israel

Isa: Be careful who you make memories with, those things can last a lifetime.

Kaylee: Kai, I’m so happy I could kiss you!

Kai: *nervous laughter* Umm… Neat!

[Later]

Kai: I can’t believe I said neat, Jake. Neat! Nobody says neat anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m a huge loser!

Jake: *idly turns magazine page* Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Isa confessed to me?

Kai: Didn’t you like, thanked her?

Jake: *closes magazine and stares at the ceiling* I thanked her.

Isa: My love for you is like dirty socks.

Jake: You know what, I’m tired of these weird-.

Isa: It’s worth washing.

Jake: *tearing up* Okay.

Jake: Anxiety? What could be giving you anxiety? Isa: Um, let's see. Every aspect of my life?

Isa: Hello, nice to meet you. This is my ex-boyfriend Jake. Jake: You have got to stop introducing me like that. Jake: I'm her husband.

Isa: I think it’s so unfair that I have to manage my anger just because people can’t manage their stupidity.

Jake: I love you.

Isa: That’s disappointing, Jake.

Isa: I expected better from you.

Jake: You haven't moved since I left 5 hours ago...

Isa: Excuse me, where do you think these chips came from?!

you can taste the fucking irony

Jake: How do I unsubscribe from anxiety?