The reason why God was so involved in human affairs a long time ago but then noped out after Jesus is because God is going through the same motions for every animal species: making a covenant, giving commandments, and sending down his own child to die in the form of that species. I know this because I felt an odd urge to swallow a mouse yesterday and, when I questioned it, I received a vision from God saying that He was on mice right now, and the mouse I was about to swallow was the mouse-equivalent of Jonah. Tomorrow I'm supposed to spit him out in a den of sinful mice so that he can squeak to word of God at them. I wish that little guy the best.
I'd like to remember Pope Francis as the Pope who called a ton of priests faggots, apologized for it, then called them all faggots again
i cant wait to be 31 to have sex
omegaverse themed heavy metal band called slickknot
Yeah that’s an idea I might love
Steelblue Ladybird beetle.
yo mama so habitually arrhythmic she ate dinner in the morning
debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out
All women can be divided into two groups: Those who are 25 and those who are not 25, the main difference between these two groups is that one primarily consists of women who are 25 and the other primarily consists of women who aren’t 25