Being Delightful

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i cant wait to be 31 to have sex

I CAST: BECOME UNMADE!

[you watch as the victim suddenly rapidly ages backwards their entire life in roughly 35 seconds, you catch a brief glimpse of a fetus flopping on the ground like a fish where they stood only a moment earlier, until that also shrinks down and vanishes, leaving behind nothing but a stain of period blood and a separate squelch of cum. Some dude of unknown origin walks up with his dick out, vacuums up the cum and walks off, never to be seen again.]

need to beg someone, using their deadname, to stop raping me

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got

zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons

skeletons. inexplicably they carry bows.

spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)

walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats

three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport

really sad ghost

zombies 2: underwater edition

spiders again but now they poison you

fish that kills you with a mind beam

All women can be divided into two groups: Those who are 25 and those who are not 25, the main difference between these two groups is that one primarily consists of women who are 25 and the other primarily consists of women who aren’t 25

things that can be piqued

-Interest

-Curiosity

-Appetite

things that cannot be piqued

-Nuclear submarine

-Epson ET-2800 Inkjet Printer

-Regular submarine

the really crazy thing about cooking is that once you practice it enough (for all the gamers reading this: "grind enough exp") your threshold for wuat counts as a low effort / depression / I Dont Really Want To Cook meal rises steadily and you can feel yourself becoming the kind of person whose "chill dinner" takes 1h45 and involves three pans