Beetle 🪲 Time

this is the only picture of freud some people have ever seen and honestly WHAT a legacy. the old man bitchface the ash on the end of the cigar (how you know he’s legit) the watch chain the nasty little hand on hip sir your pussy???

And you know I take Intensive Care of her Unit

there are alwaays buttons to press. for the mindful pervert

what if people over a certain height had a special currency called tall coins that short people didn’t know about. And one day you’re walking with your friend (huge) and she drops something and you pick it up and say what is this and she says oh that’s my tall coin don’t worry about it. But you did worry

Birds are literally reptiles

Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies

this headline feels like something someone would post on this website completely devoid of context and get 5000 notes for

my bridge is so dark and scary if you wantto cross it you are going to need to answer my questions three. one are you mad at me

Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Try Drinking Pond Water

Drinking pond water is a quick and easy way to contract disease.

The experience will make for a great anecdote to have in your back pocket if you are ever invited to be a guest on the Tonight Show by Jimmy Fallon.

If you are an actor, drinking pond water is an excellent way to get into "the zone" before a performance in which your character must express the emotion "regret".

Do you even have a good reason not to drink pond water?

You never know – it could actually taste amazing.

Drinking pond water will bring you closer to nature.

Drinking pond water will bring you closer to God.

Drinking pond water is a great way to impress your crush.

I'll give you a reed to use as a straw if you ask me nicely.

Kneel in the mud