Every Single Line Of That One House Gif Is Dangerous To Allow Into Your Brain But At Least An Opportunity

And you know I take Intensive Care of her Unit

they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

call her ai the way she makes me generate slop

important questions to run by your sexual partners:

are you having sex with me because of my posts?

do you find it attractive when i Blog?

🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP

I'd like to remember Pope Francis as the Pope who called a ton of priests faggots, apologized for it, then called them all faggots again

there are alwaays buttons to press. for the mindful pervert