"why R U Smiling At Ur Phone" Bc My Friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 And I Love Friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends

🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP

reddit post: I've never taken a picture before. what should I take my first picture of?

my bridge is so dark and scary if you wantto cross it you are going to need to answer my questions three. one are you mad at me

998 - A great and powerful number.

999 - The biggest number

1000- You have betrayed my trust. Numbers no longer have meaning

Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

Just read an interesting article about how scientists in the 1960s found a way to capture sunlight in little bottles, and the very wealthy would pay to have the sunlight injected into their faces to brighten the dark circles under their eyes. Unfortunately this had the side effect of making them immortal, which they were furious about, and they were going to sue for millions of dollars (a kind of American money), but the scientists came back to them with a compromise solution: they invented a way to split the rich people's souls into innumerable tiny pieces, so the burden of living would be spread out and dispersed, and these pieces soon turned into earthworms, beetles and millipedes--and this is how all the creatures of the dirt came to be.

A Car (ka-er) was a primitive type of civilian hardsuit that saw widespread use on the planet Earth (disambuguation in footnotes) through the early 19th - late 22nd centuries, primarily for the purpose of transporting lesbians across large distances so they could gather for ritual purposes.

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

this is the only picture of freud some people have ever seen and honestly WHAT a legacy. the old man bitchface the ash on the end of the cigar (how you know he’s legit) the watch chain the nasty little hand on hip sir your pussy???