I Feel Like Me And Apple Jack Have Been Getting Closer Lately. Today She Was Selling Apples And I Bought

shoutout to this masterpiece that's been in my drafts for going on 2 years now

i saw sisyphus taking his rock for a walk on the flat flat ground. and his shirt said "if you say 'where's the hill' you are the hill"

how could it have gone wrong, my approach was data-driven and trauma-informed

need to beg someone, using their deadname, to stop raping me

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

maybe after we're done toiling we can toil some more

shine normal like a plain rock

Wooly aphids are super underrated imo.. just look at these little guys!! They’re like tiny fluffy fairies :>>>

They really are! Absolutely precious lil friends

minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got

zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons

skeletons. inexplicably they carry bows.

spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)

walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats

three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport

really sad ghost

zombies 2: underwater edition

spiders again but now they poison you

fish that kills you with a mind beam