Anyone Seen Any Materials Nearby? Im Looking To Put An Item To Use

i saw sisyphus taking his rock for a walk on the flat flat ground. and his shirt said "if you say 'where's the hill' you are the hill"

this is the only picture of freud some people have ever seen and honestly WHAT a legacy. the old man bitchface the ash on the end of the cigar (how you know he’s legit) the watch chain the nasty little hand on hip sir your pussy???

Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?

maybe after we're done toiling we can toil some more

i dont think a record should ever cost fifty dollars. i dont think anything should cost that much. well except for the fifty dollar diamond which os the most important and expensive thing in all the land. and it can be yours to have sex with

what if people over a certain height had a special currency called tall coins that short people didn’t know about. And one day you’re walking with your friend (huge) and she drops something and you pick it up and say what is this and she says oh that’s my tall coin don’t worry about it. But you did worry

how could it have gone wrong, my approach was data-driven and trauma-informed

Just read an interesting article about how scientists in the 1960s found a way to capture sunlight in little bottles, and the very wealthy would pay to have the sunlight injected into their faces to brighten the dark circles under their eyes. Unfortunately this had the side effect of making them immortal, which they were furious about, and they were going to sue for millions of dollars (a kind of American money), but the scientists came back to them with a compromise solution: they invented a way to split the rich people's souls into innumerable tiny pieces, so the burden of living would be spread out and dispersed, and these pieces soon turned into earthworms, beetles and millipedes--and this is how all the creatures of the dirt came to be.

you don't even get three episodes into tom and jerry before that faggot jerry uses mistletoe to get tom to stop chasing him and kiss him instead. and that faggot tom coquettishly complies.

Trying out some experimental new weather let me know what you think