When I was in 6th grade I was going through my emo phase so one day I came to school wearing all black and my teacher said “What’re you all dressed up for? Going on a hot date?” and in the saddest voice that i could muster I said “Yeah… a date with death” and she stopped talking to me for the rest of the school day
Person- you got a second, *name*? Character- There is only one of me.
Person- what’s the word, *nickname*? Character- a shortened version of my name.
Person- Son of a bitch… Character- Actually, this man is entirely human, and his mother was in no way a canine- oh okay, I didn’t get it.
Person- sticks and stones may break my bones- Character- actually sticks when sharper can stab people, not just break their bones, and boulders actually have the capability to crush a person’s whole body, including their internal organs. *screams in the distance*
Person- go talk to him. Character- *stares at crush, who is doing something amazing* Character- maybe I should leave and not take your advice at all.
Person- there has to be a way to stop him, like a cage or- Character- put him on a leash, since he’s dog-like. Person- Person- kinky
Character- *picks up a note book* Character- why did the chicken cross the road? Character-…Probaly to get hit by a car and become roadkill. Person- Jesus Christ
(Meeting crush for the first time). Crush- Heya~ Character- Hello. Crush- not much of a talker then. Character- quieter people can take the time to hear the screams of their enemies (Everyone facepalms while crush stares in shock). Character- thankfully there’s only a twelve percent chance of that happening. Martin-um…ok.
(Meeting tall person). tall person- hi. character- hello. tall person- you’re really short. character- well that’s because you’re very tall for your age. Of course, this would mean you have a mutated gene that causes gigantism which slowly leads to bone and back problems. I would assume that you will die by the age of 34. (Tall is speechless and wants to press the leave option).
mY TABLET FROZE ON THIS PIC FOR A FEW SECONDS AND I SCREAMED
Anti!
Let’s talk a bit about Jean-Jacques Leroy
Like his first anime appearance is this. He’s winking and biting his medal. If he’s like this in a few seconds, what will his skating routine look like? Also, where is his other hand going? Canadians are supposed to be nice. Why is this one so rude???
Now based off this, he seems like he’ll be quite the character, but it doesn’t stop there. His voice actor is none other than Mamoru Miyano. A few other characters that have been voiced by Miyano are Dazai from Bungou Stray Dogs, Fushimi from K, Rin from Free!, and Tsukiyama from Tokyo Ghoul.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you Jean-Jacques Leroy aka the rudest Canadian to live who will probably steal all our hearts. Will he be another Chris? Will our hearts be able to handle the combination of him and VictUuri being canon? Probably not
As a Canadian, watching episode 8 was a treat.
Emil actually has to have more screen time he seems like such an amazing character from what we've seen of him
What are your thoughts about the new YOI characters? JJ is such an ESFP!
Thankyou for asking! I was planning to make a post about this anyhow, sohere we go:
Yuri!!!On Ice Ep 8 - First Impression Typings
Jean/JJ: ESFP, just like you said anon. He has such a huge… presence, if you know what I mean? (Se) He’s very charismatic, and, well… slighly self-focused (Fi).
SeungGil: INTP. Throughouthis programme he focuses on analysing and calculating his score in the most logical way (Ti). Unsure about Ne or Se, but I’m going with Ne for now because of how spacious he seems.
Emil: ???? I love the guy, but he has what… 30 seconds of screentime throughout the whole episode and doesn’t really do anything. I hope we’ll see more of him in the next episode!
Michele: ENFJ. His focus lies on other people, and on him and Sala staying togheter, and skating togheter (Fe). He seems sure about that they will always stay togheter, and doesn’t really consider the possiblity that Sala might not want that, he assumes she feels the same (Fe-Ni?).
Bonus: Sala: INFJ. She seems awfully insightful, and like she knows a lot more than she lets off (Ni). She is naturally friendly to others, and I assume her motivation to tell her brother what she thinks, is out of fear of hurting him (Fe).
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me: [reaches the gates of the underworld]
me: [sees cerberus]
me: puppy!!!! puppy! :D !!!! pup
cerberus: :D! :D! :D!
this is one good ass sandwich