It’s Not Just A Hobby Anymore 

All the people who went to the last Princess Prom seeing the two women who had a fight on the dance floor 10 years later and they’re married:

I wonder if there are any people who I haven’t spoken to in years who still have me listed as a contact in their cell phone.

John: cute overload

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When you spend all of your free time reading fantastic fanfiction...

stop scrolling!

this is absolutely urgent.

we’ve only got 20 days until the repeal of net neutrality goes into effect! do not forget about this issue! it will affect every single person who uses tumblr and other social media!

Now, there is a bill that would reverse the FCC’s decision to repeal net neutrality. We only need one more vote to make it happen! Get to calling your senators, folks! Don’t let these greedy, laizzes-faire assholes take away the web that connects us all, provides coping mechanisms, and platforms that inform the people.

Why is the “star spangled banner” the only spangled thing we hear of? No one talks about sprinkle spangled donuts or flea spangled dogs….

That was amazing

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

Dan: "tsundere" an anime stereotype of a girl that secretly loves you but doesn't want to admit it so she's being mean to you

Phil: can a boy be tsundere as well?

Dan: anyone can be tsundere

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Dan: you're a loser phil

Dan: L-1 thats you phil

Dan: guess who is wrong? it's phiiil